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  1. HabiiBa HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 12:39pm UTC
    Annoying facebook girl
    Parents got the wrong colour laptop
    "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!"

  2. giulianamadeline giulianamadeline
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 12:27pm UTC
    Holding your books;
    girls hold them close to their chest and boys carry them under their arm ♥

  3. azstories azstories
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 11:54am UTC
    Gone
    Prologue
    Hey the names Maggie Marie Martin. 14 years old and your non-popular, nerdy girl. I love a boy named Jayden Davis and I absolutley love ghost stories. You probably think my life can't get any worse right? Yeah, well sorry you're wrong; my life gets worse than this. Waayy more worse.
    -----------------------
    How do you guys like the prologue? Yeah, its suckish but please keep reading(: It will get better I promise.
    Feedback. Favorite. Follow<3

  4. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 12:24pm UTC
    Teacher :
    " DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!?!?!"
    Students:
    "Are you asking me out?O_O"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. attat779 attat779
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 7:38pm UTC
    pick up the pieces
    of your heart
    i know you hate to hear this
    but it's time to re-start
    </3

  8. xSOCCERxSTARx xSOCCERxSTARx
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    Oh please,
    You have more dick in your personality
    than you do in your pants.

  9. itserin itserin
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    Never let a copy cat intimidate you,
    after all the original is better, ♥
    than ♥ the ♥ sequel.

  10. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    and all i want
    is to wake up next to you every morning, for the rest of my life. ♥

  11. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 5:36pm UTC
    i wish you were here.
    but you're not. you're there. and there doesn't know how lucky it is. ♥

  12. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    your beautiful eyes
    stare right in to mine. and sometimes i think of you late at night, i don't know why. ♥

  13. ale16064 ale16064
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    That terrifiying moment
    when you have to pee really bad and
    you can't unbutton your pants.

  14. believe_ believe_
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    & Everyone
    has that one little secret that no one,
    not even your best friend, knows about you.

  15. marissa7695 marissa7695
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    From now on, im gonna call you pretty at least 10 times a day!
    why?
    Because i want you to know how beautiful you are.
    why?! (:
    cuz you're the most pretty, sweet, gorgous girl ever! You're beautiful.. inside, and out! You're hot, and cute, and have perfect eyes, you have the most beautiful smile in the world! You're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me, and I would be lost without you!! <3
    If i EVER think about leaving this kid, i give you permission to shoot me(:

  16. katesmiles katesmiles
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    Dear Models in Face Wash Commercial,
    How is your entire face so clear?
    Sincerely,
    I Have Only Ever Seen You Rub the Face Wash On Your Cheeks

  17. newportsprincess newportsprincess
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 8:46pm UTC
    I give up. I can't do this. After my boyfriend moved away I starved myself for a month. I went from 156 pounds which was only slightly overweight to 142 pounds. Once I finally started eating again I gained weight back. I not weigh 145 pounds. I feel disgusting. Looking at myself makes me want to throw up. I hate my body. I'm sure nobody will read this. I'm not asking you to. I'm not looking for any 'faves'. I just want to tell somebody. If I tell my boyfriend how I feel he'll worry about me so much. My family will just hate me again. Friends would never understand how I feel. I just hate myself so much right now. I'm hoping if I go back to starving myself I'll be able to get down to 135 pounds. Maybe then I won't hate myself anymore. I just don't even want to be in my own body right now. I feel disgusting. When I eat, I can't help myself. I can't stop. It's as much a disorder as not eating at all. But right now, I would rather not eat at all than keep gaining back weight. I hate myself.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    hitting your hip on a corner and
    feeling like you've been shot.

  20. ijustneedaplacetovent ijustneedaplacetovent
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 3:18pm UTC
    I was bored so i googled myself
    I typed in the search box "cheyenne is "
    & one choice was bored
    I will never doubt another word google says

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