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  1. hereforagoodtime_andhearts hereforagoodtime_andhearts
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    Turn computer on,
    Open 3 tabs,
    Facebook,
    Witty,
    ♥Music. ♥
    Perfect.
    Nmf quote is all mine

  2. sarahboox3 sarahboox3
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    I wish school was as easy as half the girls in it.

  3. Ryan001 Ryan001
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    I am a FAN of Justin Bieber.
    Fav this if you are to.

  4. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    I want a guy bestfriend
    that gets mistaken
    as my boyfriend. ♥

  5. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    My mama always said,
    ///////////////// "Life's like a box of chocolates.
    YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET."
    -Forrest Gump.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. silentorchestra silentorchestra
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    Hey, what day is it?
    monday
    no..like.. the number!
    just me? ♥

  9. Emmyforlifexo Emmyforlifexo
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    saying "YOUR WELCOME"
    Really loudly when people don't say thank you.

  10. iCareAlot iCareAlot
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    no. silly me. my bad for actually
    [ T H I N K I N G Y O U C A R E D . . ♥ ]

  11. valentineunicorn valentineunicorn
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 7:02am UTC
    For every fave this gets I willGo 1 day without cutting. ;)

  12. _behind_these_green_eyes _behind_these_green_eyes
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    If someone texts "K", just
    reply with "L M N O P Q R
    S T U V W X Y Z"

  13. Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014 Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    when i hear tapping outside my window. i dont think its my prince to come and kiss me I think its a serial killer about to kill me

  14. FeralCatOwner FeralCatOwner
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    Who else hates their handwriting, but everyone else tells you that its really good.

  15. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    >> If you're gonna insult me,
    USE PROPER GRAMMAR, IDIOT.

  16. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    And girls, trust me,
    staring at your phone for half an hour is not gonna make him call.
    TRUST ME, I'VE TRIED, |||||||||||||||||

  17. nssassychick nssassychick
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    Running like a ninja
    when your laptop/cellphone is at 5%.
    ddd dsddddfd

  18. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. sk8ter_gurl_17 sk8ter_gurl_17
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    How to get a top quote
    on witty:
    1) make an account saying you're a guy, around 15-17years old, single, and hmu
    2) look on google for a picture of a hot guy with a 6 pack,
    post that as your profile pic
    3) make a quote saying " All you girls are so beautiful, you deserve your prince charming! ♥
    N O W W A I T 2 M I N U T E S A N D B A M 1 0 0 0 NOTIFICATIONS
    ps:i dont hate the guys on here, i hate the fact that everyone loves them for doing nothing

  20. cheeseylovesongs cheeseylovesongs
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    doncha wish
    your girlfriend was
    socially awkward
    like me?

:)

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