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Raining_Sunshine
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December 13, 2012 5:58pm UTC

That awkward moment in life when your teacher bends over and their butt is right in your face.

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thatfmlmoment
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December 13, 2012 7:08pm UTC

That FML Moment #1
when you make a mistake in pen

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Halo Angel1*
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December 13, 2012 3:26pm UTC

Teacher: Most of you did very well on the test
Me: :)
Teacher: But,...
Me: :l
Teacher: Some of you failed
Me: (Immedietely assume that I failed) O.O

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Cinnie_101
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December 13, 2012 9:17pm UTC

That akward moment when
you P.E. teacher is fat.
Add

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sophsunflower12
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December 13, 2012 6:53pm UTC

*reaches for bag of chips*
well, i've done my stretches for the week. where's my twelve-pack at?

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ilovepenguins46
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December 13, 2012 6:26pm UTC

No Boyfriend November was a success,
now for Don't Date December, Just Me January, Forever Alone February,
No Match March... I got this.

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Hale_Storm18
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December 13, 2012 7:26pm UTC

click to see this quote

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swimswim98
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December 13, 2012 8:37pm UTC

My Talents...
1. Speed Texting
2. Procrastination
3. Sarcasm

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The_Witty_Therapist
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July 19, 2012 2:57pm UTC

We Are Teens #3:
A, B, C or D?
Well I haven't picked option C in a while,
so i'll go with that one.

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ireallylovecats
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July 19, 2012 9:29pm UTC

♚
KEEP
CALM
AND
BLAME
DINKLEBERG

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smile_iloveyou
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July 19, 2012 11:59pm UTC

&& Who Else...
Counts how many hours of sleep they will get if they go to bed
"right now'?

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RandomSmileyFace
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July 19, 2012 6:59pm UTC

When Finding Nemo 2 comes out...
The older kids are going to be the ones in the theater first.

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* * * *
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July 19, 2012 5:07pm UTC

Youtube:
The only place where you can start up listening to music
&
end at "Baby making cute poopy faces"
O.e

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neversaynever16
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July 19, 2012 2:59pm UTC

Stanis a bully for one of three reasons. One, underneath all that male bravado, there's an insecure little girl just banging on the closet door trying to get out. Two, like a caveman, Stan's brain is underdeveloped. Therefore, Stan is unable to use self-control and so he acts out aggressively. And the third reason, Stan's got a small weiner. 17Again♥format by neversaynever16

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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neversaynever16
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July 19, 2012 4:39pm UTC

A dying grandma tells her grandchild,"I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash." The grandchild, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, "Oh grandma, you are SO generous! I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?" With her last breath, Grandma whispered, "Facebook..."

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neversaynever16
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July 19, 2012 7:09pm UTC

That Awkward Momentwhen you don't know if a car is going to let you cross. format by neversaynever16

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The_Witty_Therapist
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July 19, 2012 2:48pm UTC

We Are Teens #2:
I can't hear you, so i'll just laugh
and hope it wasn't a question.

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The_Witty_Therapist
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July 19, 2012 3:18pm UTC

We Are Teens #5:
Reading the first few questions on a test
and thinking "Yep, i'm screwed."

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muffinsandwitty7557
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July 19, 2012 3:29pm UTC

Friend: Was that lightning??
Me: No, they're taking pictures for google earth. -.-

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