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1. insomniatic012
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   April 6, 2009 9:26pm UTC
   thats what she said.
   
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2. ObessiveJonasBrothersgirlie16
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   March 30, 2009 4:19pm UTC
   i'm here without you baby
   but you're still on my lonely mind
   i think about you, baby and
   i dream about you all the time
   i'm here without you baby;
   but you're still with me in my dreams
   a n d t o n i g h t i t ' s o n l y y o u a n d m e
   3 Doors Down - Here Without You
   
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3. HollisterChIC447
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   January 8, 2009 3:42pm UTC
   the only thing that should be separated by color
   >>> is laundry <<<
   alright whoever made this quote did an amzing job and i totally agree!
   no credit at all~
   
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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6. applejacks10000
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   December 25, 2008 9:10am UTC
   Sunday School
   Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
   A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The Teacher fainted.
   Got this is an email.
   I thought it was funny. xD
   
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7. xoxoninjaxoxo4
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   November 27, 2008 1:26pm UTC
   There was a 5 year old girl names Katy. Katy always wore skirts. It was the first day of Kindergarden. Katy met a boy named Timmy. Timmy asked Katy to climb the jungle gym, so she did as he asked. When Katy got home, she told her mom ALL about her day including the jungle gym! Her mom said, "Don't you ever climb the jungle gym! He may just be trying to look at your underwear!" Katy didn't get why this was such a big deal! The next day, Timmy asked Katy to climb the jungle gym, so she did! She got home, and told her mom about her day. Her mom was very angry and said, "What did I tell you Missy? He may just be trying to look at your underwear!" Katy said, "I tricked him Mommy, I didn't wear any underwear today!"
   -I cracked up when I heard this! Rate high if you laughed!
   
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8. x_Toxic_Insanity_x
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   July 6, 2008 12:13pm UTC
   "Those are just the stairs. "These are the stairs of learning."Spongebob ;; Spongebob Squarepants
   
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9. x_Toxic_Insanity_x
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   July 4, 2008 12:17pm UTC
   "I've got the pieces!" "I've got the air!"Spongebob &&+ Patrick ;; Spongebob Squarepants
   
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10. XxLinzeeBabeexX
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    August 31, 2008 8:38am UTC
    Squidward: Would you not stand so close. I'm getting claustrophobic.Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus!Squidward: No it doesnt!Patrick: HO HO HO!Spongebob: Stop it Patrick youre scaring him!Patrick: HO HO HO! -Spongebob squarepants
    
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11. x_Toxic_Insanity_x
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    July 6, 2008 12:15pm UTC
    "Gary, you are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it!"Spongebob ;; Spongebob Squarepants
    
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12. x_Toxic_Insanity_x
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    July 4, 2008 12:13pm UTC
    "You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion
    due to the carelessness of a friend... well, that would just be ok."Spongebob ;; Spongebob Squarepants
    
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13. x_Toxic_Insanity_x
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    July 6, 2008 12:17pm UTC
    "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"Spongebob ;; Spongebob Squarepants
    
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