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  1. keshagirly97 keshagirly97
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2010 10:39am UTC
    Good friends
    will bail you out of jail
    best friends will be sitting next to you saying
    "damn we screwed up but it was fun"

  2. keshagirly97 keshagirly97
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2010 6:17pm UTC
    SUNDAY SCHOOL.
    One day, the teacher called on Mary, a very lazy student.
    "Who created the universe?"
    ...she didn't respond.
    So Johnny, the kid seated behind her, took a pen and poked her in the rear.
    "God Almighty!"
    She shouted. And the teacher said, "Very good."
    ...Mary then [continued her nap...]
    Later, the teacher asked, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
    But she did not answer.
    Again, Johnny came to the rescue and nudged her.
    "Jesus Christ!"
    Yelled Mary. The teacher said, "Very good."
    And that's when Mary fell back asleep.
    Then the teacher asked Mary a third question,
    "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
    So again, Johnny jabbed her with the pen.
    BUT, this time Mary jumped up and shouted,
    "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
    The teacher fainted.

  3. keshagirly97 keshagirly97
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2010 6:45pm UTC
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  4. keshagirly97 keshagirly97
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2010 4:09pm UTC
    When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

  5. keshagirly97 keshagirly97
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2010 4:50pm UTC
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  6. keshagirly97 keshagirly97
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2010 5:58pm UTC
    I'm not a screwdriver
    but i'd screw you anytime

  7. aphro_saturn aphro_saturn
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2010 2:56pm UTC
    60 things a girl wants but doesnt ask for
    1.Touch her waist.
    2. Actually talk to her
    3. Share secrets with her.
    4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts
    5. Kiss her slowly.
    6. Hug her.
    7. Hold her.
    8. Laugh with her.
    9. Invite her everywhere.
    10. Hangout with her and your friends together.
    11. Smile with her.
    12. Take pictures with her.
    13. Pull her onto your lap
    14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back
    15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.
    16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her
    17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
    18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
    19. Tell her she's beautiful.
    20. Tell her the way you feel about her.
    21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car (if any)- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
    22. Tell her she's your everything - ONLY if you mean it.
    23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her.
    24. Make her feel loved.
    25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know
    26. DON'T lie to her
    27. DON'T cheat on her!
    28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants
    29. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her.
    30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.
    31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.
    32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.
    33. Kiss her on the CHEEK: (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
    34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
    35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her.
    36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.
    37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.
    38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle.
    39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.
    40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible
    41. Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS
    42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
    43. Take her for LONG walks at night.
    44. ALWAYS remind her how much you love her.
    45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.
    46. Rub her back--feels good
    47. Give her your coat if she's cold--thats always cute
    48. Write letters on her back with your finger--feels good ;D
    49. Let her sit on your lap
    50. DON'T poke her hard...but if you want to mess around just do it lightly.
    51. HOLD her HAND in PUBLIC.
    52. Even if she looks BAD one day tell her she's BEAUTIFUL
    53. Keep conversations flowing...talk about anything usually they just go along with it.
    54. If their hair is in their face move it out of her face and then kiss her passionatley and gently.
    55. Surprisingly sneek up on her and hug her from behind--loves it.
    56. Kiss her in the rain.
    57. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her.
    58. Slow dance with no music
    59. Don't ignore her or be nerveous around her--everything is going to be okay.
    60. Love her, kiss her, hold her, and you'll be good to go. ;D
    credit to wittygirltaay720
    I loved it


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Bexgrl6210 Bexgrl6210
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 1:52pm UTC
    I JUST MOVED YOU
    TO THE TOP OF MY
    'TO-DO' LIST.
    J

  10. hockeygurl101 hockeygurl101
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2010 12:46pm UTC
    Me: I love you (?)
    Him: I heard that kid was gay
    Me: Maybe, but hes sexxy anyway<3
    Him: Yeah? I heard this gurl named (?) Is pretty hot too, but i have never met her before, have you?
    Me: oh yeah shes a brunette right?
    Hime: yeah, with these amazing brown eyes , the most beautiful long brown hair, and her smile! Ughhh makes me go weak in the knees.
    Me: Oh yeah, whats her name?
    Him: her name is... YOU<3

  11. Kiss_Me Kiss_Me
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    January 31, 2010 6:57pm UTC
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  12. brunette69babe brunette69babe
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2010 10:55am UTC
    I'll admit it;
    i think yuhr smile is the
    damn
    cutest thing
    i've ever seen
    ♥♥♥♥♥

  13. vxxcarriexxv vxxcarriexxv
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2010 8:02pm UTC
    When faced with a choice simply flip a coin
    not because if solves the problem for you, but because in that brief second when the coin is in the air...
    »you suddenly realize what you're hoping for«
    No it's not mine
    but please <3
    thanks loves (:

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