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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 11:11am UTC

me: I HAVE TO PEE
computer: no. stay.
me: ok
me: I HAVE TO GO TO BED
computer: no. stay.
me: ok
mom: ITS TIME FOR DINNER
computer: no. stay.
me: ok
me: OH MY GOD THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
computer: no. stay
me: ok

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breanee
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 7:32pm UTC

Teacher: In what direction does the Nile River flow?
Me: What?
Me: Niall?
Me: It flows in One Direction.
Me: Am I on punk'd?

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lovelifeforever7
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 5:29pm UTC

When the
Guy you like
Talks about the girl he likes
To you and all
you say is
"That's great."

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TKORyan
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 10:46pm UTC

Conversation between me and my friend.
Friend: You have a witty?
Me: Yeah.
Fr iend : Dude. ..your a guy!
Me: Yeah but do you know whyyyy i have one?
Friend: No. Why?
Me: Cuz you can see how girls talk when they're not around us.
Friend: .....DUDE I'M GONNA MAKE A WITTY!

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TKORyan
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 9:56pm UTC

You know that you're in love when:
You're with your girlfriend or texting her, and she says she has to go,
And you're depressed until she comes back.
<3333333

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 5:23pm UTC

waking up at 5 AM: i'm going to kill all of you
staying up till 5 AM: hahahahshfhHAHHAHAHSHFGHHA

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nevercloseyoureyes
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 9:16am UTC

(♥)this
and i will write a paragraph on your profile
of what i think about you even if i don't know you.
I promise to comment on everyone that favs this.
~

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Harrystyles98
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 10:09pm UTC

Boy: "Have you ever gone on a date before?"
Me: "Sure I've gone out on lots of dates! Like September 4th, August 10th, February 2...."
Boy: "What?"
Me: "Oh you meant like with another person! Ahahaha no..."

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laaurenn
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 10:46pm UTC

Person is typing...
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Person is typing...
Person says: hi
tumblr

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MsHoran
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 8:37pm UTC

Some b|tch at school: omg didn't you like where that shirt the other day!?!!1!?
Me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 3:48pm UTC

PLEASE READ!
My older sister and I wanted to go see an r-rated movie the other day.
But we were babysitting our 2 year old sister.
So my older sister walked into the movie theater,
with our 2 year old sister hiding in her over-sized sweatshirt.
One of the guys selling tickets said "ma'am whats in your shirt?"
My sister smacked him in the face and replied,
"Why the hell are you looking at my boobs!?"
The guy said "No your stomache!"
My sister hit him again and said,
"Why are you staring at my stomache? Do you think i'm fat or something!? Not everyone is a supermodle! i have never been more offended in my life!"
We got our tickets for free and no one else noticed that the baby was in her shirt....
My life is now complete

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 12:15pm UTC

I'm fat, single, and ready for a Pringle!
LOL, JK.. My hand doesn't even fit in a Pringles tube anymore..

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 4:48pm UTC

I'm the kid of person who would come out of the gym...
And go straight to McDonalds...........

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giveyourheartabreak
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 10:21pm UTC

Turning up the radio so loud it drowns out my terrible singing.

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DistractedPenguin *
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 12:29pm UTC

Guy: "You're So Pretty!"
Girl: "No i'm not!"
Guy: "Okay, You're ugly."
Girl: "Excuse me?"
Should have just said thank you.
Nmq

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TKORyan
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 5:36pm UTC

*talking and fighting boxing teacher (basically also my second dad)*
*punch me in the chin and pops a pimple*
me: AH!
teacher: are you all right? did i pop something?
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
bloody chin:
my head: do or say something!
*punch him in the face*
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
gloves:
Muhammad Ali poster:
plant:
*he punches me across the face and i fall over*
...
*continue talking and fighting*

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skye_haifa
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 10:15pm UTC

me: grandma, i broke my leg!
grandma: aw, thats okay sweetie!
me: grandma, i failed my test!
grandma: aw, sweetie thats okay!
me: grandma, i just got into a car accident
grandma: aw, thats okay sweetie!
me: grandma, i didnt eat today!
grandma: YOU DIDNT EAT TODAY???????
*world ends*
nmq

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kyhricak
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 7:00pm UTC

i spend 800% of my life overexaggerating.
-tumblr

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darastarring*
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 7:05pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
My bro has not got his first period yet?
I'm 11 and I have mine and my brothers 17 and he hasn't got his yet? Takes longer
because he's a boy?
.......................................................................................................................................
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
Yeah it just takes longer for boys...
format credit jimmy365

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