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1. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2012 8:49am UTC
   One Direction things#174
   Liam: something we can do for you?
   Gibby: would you autograph my sister's scrapbook?
   Gibby: Just sign it by your pic
   Niall: Yeah, sure. What's your sisters name?
   Gibby: Uh, mysisters name is uh, Gib..G...Girl..Girlby
   Zayn: Girlby?
   Harry: That's a name?
   Gibby: Yeah. it's a really popular girls name name here in America.
   You wouldn't know that...
   ♥
   formatcredittofatassmuffin
   
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2. DamnnTaylerx
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2011 3:51pm UTC
   Turning off the light downstairs,
   and running upstairs so no one kills you
   
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3. BlackButterflies
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2011 11:22pm UTC
   & i am beginning to wonder what the hell the guy who discovered milk
   was doing to that cow...
   
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4. destinisdream
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2011 7:59pm UTC
   Even with this;
   -✂-------
   I still can't cut the line straight
   -_-
   
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5. soccerloverx03x
   posted a quote
   October 2, 2011 11:39am UTC
   Doctor:
   " Okay so what's wrong, how are you feeling?"
   Me:
   *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain.*
   
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6. foormats
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2011 11:19pm UTC
   F00RMATS
   
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7. allierose12345
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2011 6:20am UTC
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   someday I want to meet Taylor Lautner in front of a bunch of screaming Twilight fans
   and shout out
   ''HOLY CRAP IT'S SHARK BOY!"
   -----------------------------
   Mine
   
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8. l0v3isourweapon
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2011 8:19pm UTC
   "What time is it?"
   "Quarter past eight."
   "Why couldn't you just say 8:15?!"
   
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9. ohdayuuumx3
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2011 7:03pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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10. sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    In Flo-Rida's song "Low". he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman?! in all honesty, I'm not surprised the whole club is looking at her
    
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11. Marinalovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    Dear gym teacher,
    Why dont you come out here and run with us?
    SINCERELY , THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
    
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12. JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    how come when someone says
    ACT NATURAL
    everyone strikes a pose...
    not my format
    
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13. maybenotxo
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 10:24am UTC
    ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
    LEGO:
    ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
    10% PLAYING
    20% LOSING IT
    70% SCREAMING WHEN YOU STEP ON IT
    
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14. YourParents
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 4:28am UTC
    Does anyone
    else,
    Hate how their voice
    Sounds on recordings?
    
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15. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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16. FierceCheer
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 2:38am UTC
    THAT MOMENT AFTER SCHOOL
    when you eat a bunch of random snacks.
    
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17. carlee32
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 3:19am UTC
    i know i'll be the idiot who
    trips down the isle on my wedding day
    ♥
    
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18. Rachel*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    That awkward moment when,
    you don't know if you should hug a person goodbye or not.
    
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19. SkylarJessica13
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 6:36pm UTC
    I feel bad
    for people who are
    named Chris..
    everybody hates chris(:
    
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20. Jessayyxo33
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    "I failed the test.."
    Me too!"
    "High five!"
    
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