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  1. PurplePinkDreams PurplePinkDreams
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 3:21am UTC
    Drake & Josh#1 Josh's awkward dance ♥

  2. PurplePinkDreams PurplePinkDreams
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 3:37am UTC
    Drake & Josh#1Megan calling Drake and Josh boobs. ♥

  3. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 7:20am UTC
    So, today I was in Walmart getting the latest Grand theft auto game & I had to explain to the lady at the register what it was because she didn't quite know ; So I Said it was about "A black guy who robbs strippers, Beat's people with golf clubs,& Steals cars," So she left to go get the game, And when she came back she had gotten "Tiger woods PGA Tour"
    Never laughed so hard....♥
    nmf. .

  4. xSillyBandz xSillyBandz
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 8:21am UTC
    11:10."one more minute!"*gets distracted* 11:12."are you kidding me?!"

  5. Things_the_teenage_girl_hates Things_the_teenage_girl_hates
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 8:58am UTC
    Things the Teenage Girl Hates#22
    When you feel like your crush can see how many times a day you creep on him on facebook.
    Only me?

  6. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 9:18am UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When it's quiet in class and your stomach decided to sound like a dying whale.
    nmf
    credit: ShesFullOfHope


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  8. Aniston Aniston
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 9:36am UTC
    This is Why I Love Full House
    Danny: Why'd you get brussell sprouts Joey? No one likes them.
    Joey: Well, I felt bad for them. Everyone is just ignoring them,so i thought i'd pick some up..I felt bad..ya know?
    Danny: Joey, Brussell sprouts dont have feelings..
    Joey: Well you dont know if they have feelings! You have never been a brussell sprout in your life. have you?

  9. Candycane11591 Candycane11591
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    June 12, 2012 10:08am UTC
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  10. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
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    June 4, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    Me: *eating ice cream*
    Me: *gets idea*
    Me: *mix mix mix*
    Ice Cream: *soup*
    Me: *eats*
    Me: AWWWWH YEEEAH.


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  12. walkingtravesty walkingtravesty
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    Ghost hunters: Can you communicate with us?
    *Door creaks*
    Ghost hunters: Oh so your name is William?
    nmq

  13. tt505 tt505
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    October 18, 2011 5:36pm UTC
    eff you sea kay why oh you

  14. TheFlash1234 TheFlash1234
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    October 18, 2011 5:38pm UTC
    Dad: What Did You Learn At School Today?
    You: Obviously Not Enough, I Have To Go Back Tomorrow....
    nmf

  15. xoarianaxo xoarianaxo
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    October 18, 2011 5:38pm UTC
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  16. cishisriss cishisriss
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    October 18, 2011 5:38pm UTC
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  17. dumbledorearmybetches dumbledorearmybetches
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    October 18, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    Today, I went to get a straw for my chocolate milk.
    I read on the straw box that straws are waterproof.
    Thanks.
    MLIA.

  18. iNCOMPLETE_xx iNCOMPLETE_xx
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    October 18, 2011 5:41pm UTC
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  19. cheeseylovesongs cheeseylovesongs
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    October 18, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    when the only class
    you'll ever get an A+ in
    is gym.

  20. spiceybabyy spiceybabyy
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    F is for friends who do stuff together
    U is for you and me
    N is for anywhere at anytime at all
    down here in the deep blue sea!
    Spongebob♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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