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legit7
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 8:34pm UTC

The day before Halloween,
I want to dress up in a red morph suit,
ride a brike around, & throw tampons at people and yell
"I AM YOUR MENSTRUAL CYCLE AND I CAME EARLY THIS YEAR!"

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legit7
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 11:06am UTC

ED SHEERAN
is god & One DIrection is his choir of angels.
-tumblr

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jimmy365
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 11:59am UTC

Believe
there is
good in
the world

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 12:56pm UTC

"When I'm sad, the boys tell me to imagine
A baby with a beard."
-Liam Payne

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xosarah2xo
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 1:12pm UTC

Little Things by One Direction
helped me realize how lonely I am,
and how much I miss you.

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rachabay
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 8:44pm UTC

AWKWARD.

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伤*
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 11:15am UTC

Ed Sheeran dedicated 'kiss me' to
danielle and liam at one of
his concerts by saying
"this song goes out to a cuople who go disney land a lot"
format credit to OneDirection

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SoccerGirl1016
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 9:38pm UTC

Dear Teacher,
I talk to everyone,
so moving my
seat won't help.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 1:53am UTC

"Are you fans of Britney and Demi?"
Louis: "Niall's a fan of Demi."
Niall: "I am a fan of Demi, yeah.."
"Why are you blushing?"
Niall: "Am I blushing? No it's my Irish
Red cheeks."
Louis: "He wants to do naughty things to her."

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EmilyStyles
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 10:41pm UTC

♚
Im a fangirl
we dont do
'calm'

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 9:08pm UTC

IF YOU CATCH ME ON THE STREET
listening to my ipod, and i do a swift head turn, i'm probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video.
please do not disturb.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 8:16pm UTC

I'm not 'cute' awkward.
I'm 'what the heck is wrong with you' awkward

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Girl reblogging a photo of herself: lol im bringing this back :)
Mike Wazowski: put that thing back where it came from or so help me

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伤*
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 12:35pm UTC

I’m wide awake &i can see
The perfect sky is torn
(OneDirection)

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lebanesegirl
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 10:21am UTC

[ Moseby giving London driving lessons ]
Moseby: Are you familiar with the gear shift?
London: You mean the PRNDL?
Moseby: The what?
London: The PRNDL.
Moseby: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?
London: I'm not a child Moseby. I know how to spell PRNDL.
Moseby: It's not something that you spell. It's a gear shift. the letter stand for Park, Reverse, Neutral, Drive, and Low!
London: You're making me nervous with all this technical talk.
Moseby: Oh! I'm sorry. Why don't we just relax and turn on the radio. Would you like AMMM or FMMM?!
*I miss this so much*

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 12:45pm UTC

Who else
hates their recorded voice?

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 10:41am UTC

Just a friendly reminder:
there are 15 and 16 year olds participating in the olympics
and we're sitting here on Witty Profiles.

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k4sper
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 1:35pm UTC

*My older sister comes into the house, into the living room where I'm sitting with my dad and brothers, wearing a weird hat that her friend apparently dared her to wear*
Me: What's that? O_o
My older sister: A hat.
My dad: ... CRAZY FUNKY JUNKY HAT!
My older brother: Overslept, hair unsightly-
My younger brother: - tryna' look like Keira Knightley!
My older brother: We've been there, we've done that-
My dad: *Points dramatically at my older sister* WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUNKY HAT!
This actually just happened... Oh my god, I live with a bunch of freaks.

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grownsimba
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 6:55pm UTC

Need a friend? Text me. ♥
Need a laugh? Call me. J
Need money? This number is no longer in service… ✌

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jimmy365
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 11:52pm UTC

when i see young athletes in olympics
AND I'M LIKE, "I HAVE DONE NOTHING WITH MY LIFE."
nmq

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