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  1. lita2321 lita2321
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 1:00am UTC
    Well, I'm off to Club bed.
    Featuring DJ Pillow and
    Mc Blanky.♥
    ♥♥
    nmf

  2. sammygirl1918 sammygirl1918
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 9:01am UTC
    Instead of saying,
    "Happy Birthday."
    I'm going to say
    "Happy annual celebration of the escape from the womb."
    thingschange_

  3. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
    nmf.

  4. xxLifeIsASongSoSingItxx xxLifeIsASongSoSingItxx
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    I F YOU♥
    looked inside a girl, you would see How much she really cries...
    You would find so many secrets and l i es. and then you'd realize how hard it really is to stay s trong. ♥

  5. ForeverYounggx3 ForeverYounggx3
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    Top reasons to like
    a status:
    1: Hahaha. that's pretty funny.
    2. I completely agree.
    3. I know that this is about me, so i'm purposely liking it.
    4. I want to bang the s h i t out of you.

  6. babeigotchaa babeigotchaa
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 2:26pm UTC
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  7. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 2:47pm UTC
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  8. valerieexrainbowss valerieexrainbowss
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    songs for every occasion (:
    (part 1)
    You're remembering the good times you've had with (or you just miss) an ex
    A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton
    Everywhere - Michelle Branch
    Everywhere - Yellowcard
    I Remember - Deadmau5 and Kaskade
    Please Don't Go - Mike Posner
    Remembering Sunday - All Time Low
    Someone Like You - Adele
    Vegas - All Time Low
    You really, really, REALLY like him
    A Year Without Rain - Selena Gomez
    Bam - Miranda Cosgrove
    Bam (royb0t Extended Mix) - Miranda Cosgrove
    Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol
    Crazier - Taylor Swift
    Enchanted - Taylor Swift
    Goin' Crazy - Ashley Tisdale
    Heaven Can Wait - We the Kings
    Like Whoa - Aly & AJ
    Love Me Do - The Beatles
    Love's Not A Competition (But I'm Winning) - Paramore
    Love You Like a Love Song - Selena Gomez
    The Middle - Demi Lovato
    Naturally - Selena Gomez
    One In A Million - Hannah Montana
    One In A Million - Sandy Molling
    Ordinary Day - Vanessa Carlton
    Raindrops - Cascada
    Raindrops - Stunt
    Rocketeer - Far East Movement
    Rock God - Selena Gomez
    Rush - Aly & AJ
    Stuck On You - Paramore
    Until You're Mine - Demi Lovato
    You're entering high school for the first time
    Fifteen - Taylor Swift
    You're sorry
    Back To December - Taylor Swift
    Who I Am Hates Who I've Been - Reliant K
    You really like a guy, despite the fact that he could be treating you better
    Bad Romance - Lady GaGa
    Do You Want Me (Dead?) - All Time Low
    Everything You're Not - Demi Lovato
    Forget About It - All Time Low
    Hot N Cold - Katy Perry
    I Just Wanna Run - The Downtown Fiction
    Jersey - Mayday Parade
    Lose That Boy - Freezepop
    My Dilemma - Selena Gomez
    Rewind - Paramore
    Round & Round - Selena Gomez
    Special Effects - Freezepop
    He lied to you, or cheated on you
    Blind - Ke$ha
    Gonna Get Caught - Demi Lovato
    Grenade - Bruno Mars
    Hello Hello - Paramore
    Heroes - All Time Low
    I Won't Apologize - Selena Gomez
    Jersey - Mayday Parade
    Lose That Boy - Freezepop
    My Dilemma - Selena Gomez
    Over It - Ashley Tisdale
    Potential Breakup Song - Aly & AJ
    Rewind - Paramore
    Rolling in the Deep - Adele
    Round & Round - Selena Gomez
    Sick Of You - Selena Gomez
    Solo - Demi Lovato
    Special Effects - Freezepop
    Too Little Too Late - JoJo
    U Got Nothin' On Me - Demi Lovato
    You really like a guy that doesn't like you back
    All I Wanted - Paramore
    All Over You - The Spill Canvas
    All We Know - Paramore
    A Year Without Rain - Selena Gomez
    Bad Romance - Lady GaGa
    Brick By Boring Brick - Paramore
    Catch Me - Demi Lovato
    Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol
    Contagious - Avril Lavigne
    Cooler Than Me - Mike Posner
    Everywhere - Michelle Branch
    Everywhere - Yellowcard
    For A Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic - Paramore
    Goin' Crazy - Ashley Tisdale
    Grenade - Bruno Mars
    Heaven Can Wait - We the Kings
    He Said, She Said - Ashley Tisdale
    My Dilemma - Selena Gomez
    My Number One - Paramore
    No Idea - All Time Low
    Ordinary Day - Vanessa Carlton
    Painting Flowers - All Time Low
    Rockstar - Hannah Montana
    Sparks Fly - Taylor Swift
    Until You're Mine - Demi Lovato
    You're getting ready to go out, or you just want to get pumped up with energy/dance!
    Do You Want Me (Dead?) - All Time Low
    Dynamite - Taio Cruz
    Fuego - The Cheetah Girls
    Just Dance - Lady GaGa
    Last Friday Night - Katy Perry
    Less Talk More Rokk - Freezepop
    Like A G6 - Far East Movement
    Party Girl - Miranda Cosgrove
    Shake It Up - Selena Gomez
    TiK ToK - Ke$ha
    Waking Up In Vegas - Katy Perry
    We Own The Night - Jessie and The Toy Boys

  9. kaymay411 kaymay411
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    I'm done with guys;
    I'm just 'gonna buy myself a pet fish and call it a day.

  10. Hotsocks17JA Hotsocks17JA
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 5:38pm UTC
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    "When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair."
    -Taylor Swift ♥
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  11. summer_collab summer_collab
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    Summer
    Is where the girls go barefoot and
    their hearts are just as free as their toes.
    Emilaaayx

  12. Cheerchic_06 Cheerchic_06
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 11:54pm UTC
    breakup playlist;
    a little bit stronger - sara evans.
    jar of hearts - christina perri.
    stupid boy - keith urban.
    all she knows - bruno mars.
    impossible - shontelle.
    tomorrow - chris young.
    haunted - taylor swift.
    the only way that i know how to feel - boys like girls.
    ghost - cavo.
    what hurts the most - rascal flatts.
    breakeven - the script.
    last kiss - taylor swift.
    miserable at best - mayday parade.
    bleed - hot chelle rae.
    loser of the year - lovesick radio.
    here by me - 3 doors down.
    a drop in the ocean - ron pope.
    i hate this part - the pussycat dolls.
    runaway - kanye west.
    angels on the moon - thriving ivory.
    the first one - boys like girls.
    heartless - kanye west.
    if you ever come back - the script.
    make up smeared eyes - automatic loveletter.
    papercut - apollo drive.
    you won't find this - carrie underwood.
    here without you - 3 doors down.
    you will never be - julia sheer.
    here comes goodbye - rascal flatts.
    forever and always (piano version) - taylor swift.
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  14. you_were_my_everything you_were_my_everything
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    & maybe
    - - - - ->He's <- - - - -
    thinking about me right now, wishing I'd
    text him.
    -----------♥-----------

  15. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 2:22pm UTC
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  16. rawrritsaleeex rawrritsaleeex
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    LAST FRIDAY NIGHT
    yeah we danced on tabletops
    and we took too many shots
    I think we kissed but i forgot..
    LOL,JK...
    i was chillin on Witty.

    nmf

  17. KTMG_Eminem KTMG_Eminem
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 1:29am UTC
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  18. smileyz316 smileyz316
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 11:25am UTC
    There should be a rule
    That you can't get your period over the summer.

  19. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    HELLO
    my name is
    Single ♥
    Format Credit: 0xperfectlyimperfectx0

  20. FoRgEt_mE FoRgEt_mE
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    I'm not the girl your Mom warned
    you about;; her imagination was
    never this good. ♥
    -nmq

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