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1. thoughtsofaloser
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2012 12:23am UTC
   people say
   they "love me". But apparently they lie, exaggerate,
   or had to look more closely at my flaws.
   & they leave.
   
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2. ajmx15
   posted a quote
   March 26, 2012 4:23pm UTC
   When you're busy looking for the perfect person,
   you'll probably miss the imperfect person
   that could make you perfectly
   happy.
   
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3. soccer_star1076
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2012 5:00pm UTC
   I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT
   I MEAN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO YOU.
   
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4. shawty3211
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2012 11:18pm UTC
   Black and Mexican jokes are all the same.
   Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
   
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5. mackenzieann
   posted a quote
   April 5, 2012 3:11pm UTC
   For all the weed that i've smoked,
   yo this blunts for you.
   -eminem.
   
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6. softballqueen23
   posted a quote
   April 5, 2012 11:34pm UTC
   if you fight like a married couple, talk like bestfriends, flirt like first love, and protect eachother like siblings... then it's meant to be.<3
   
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7. thoughtsofaloser
   posted a quote
   April 5, 2012 11:42pm UTC
   i want to look in the mirror
   and feel proud.
   
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8. soccer_star1076
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 8:50pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment
   when your internet goes down & you have no idea what to do with your life...
   
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9. soccer_star1076
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 8:52pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment
   when nobody likes your facebook status..
   
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10. soccer_star1076
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when you still can't understand someone after they've repeated themselves about 10 times ..
    
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11. soccer_star1076
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when you get in the van & there's no candy..
    
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12. soccer_star1076
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when Bruno Mars can't catch the grenade for you because he's having a lazy day.
    
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13. soccer_star1076
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when you look under your bed & there actually is a monster..
    
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14. soccer_star1076
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    Before Bruno Mars was a singer, he was in the army.
    But he was discharged because he kept trying to catch grenades.
    
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15. soccer_star1076
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when you're standing at the bus stop and your friends roll up in a car & you don't know where to sit in a five-seat car with four people in it.
    
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16. softballqueen23
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 10:22pm UTC
    friendships are like condoms, sometimes the work and sometimes they fall apart
    
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17. thoughtsofaloser
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 6:24pm UTC
    it's been
    a while but she's starting to smile. But then the demons that made her that way, came back to stay.
    
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18. thoughtsofaloser
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    i used to
    trust you; we used to be close. All we have left is the memory of something beautiful.
    But it's because of you we aren't like that anymore.
    
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19. sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    one of the
    most painful goodbyes is when you know that the next time you meet, the hello wont be the same.
    
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20. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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