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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#065
    That one relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.
    nmq.nmf,

  3. debralee debralee
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    The Worst Feeling:
    loving someone who doesn't even like you, the slightest bit.
    ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥ . ♥
    format: h0peful

  4. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 6:14am UTC
    Butterflies can't see their wings.
    They can't see how truly beautiful they are,
    but everyone else can.
    People are like that as well.
    Format Credit - RunawayRachel

  5. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Okay.
    Lesbihonest.

  6. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    It's one thing to
    mess with me. But mess with my friends or family
    & shiz will go down.

  7. HeGivesMeHope HeGivesMeHope
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    So what we get drunk
    So what we smoke weed!
    Were just having fun
    we don't care who sees!.....
    unless
    mom sees then were
    screwed.

  8. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 6:45am UTC
    I'm mature enough,
    To forgive you.
    But I'm not stupid enough,
    To trust you again.
    RunawayRachel

  9. iamwonderstruck iamwonderstruck
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    • •
    •Rubbing your eyes and •
    seeing
    all those
    pretty

    colors and designs •


  10. The_Witty_Therapist The_Witty_Therapist
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    life is like riding a bicycle,
    In order to keep your balance,
    you have to keep moving. ♥

  11. jilllpickle_ jilllpickle_
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Dear Fo r k,
    I understand that we haven't spoken since I
    ran away with Dish, but I thought you should
    know that you have a son.His name is Spork
    and he has your hair.
    Sincerely,
    Spoon

  12. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU CAN TELLTHAT PEOPLE
    REALLY
    DON'T LIKE YOU BUT HANG OUT WITH YOU ANYWAYS.

  13. LifesNoNintendoGame LifesNoNintendoGame
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    never forget what someone says to you
    when they're drunk because
    drunk words
    are sober thoughts♥

  14. Puffball55 Puffball55
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    Don't like me?
    COOL, I don't wake up every day to impress you.
    Format: twilightgirl995

  15. Elle1996 Elle1996
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    I hate it when
    people text me 'k'.
    I'm rarely in the mood to talk about
    potassium.
    Fave if you get it :)

  16. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Dear SOPA and PIPA,
    I don't have a boyfriend nor girlfriend.
    The internet is all I have,
    please don't take it away from me.

  17. The_Witty_Therapist The_Witty_Therapist
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    WALK A MILE IN MY
    SHOES,
    See what I see.
    Feel what I feel.
    THEN maybe you'll
    understand why I do what I do.
    'till then, don't judge me.
    ♥♥♥

  18. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    if i have ever said anything to insult you,
    please let me know.
    i might wanna say it again.

  19. CodySimpsonFan123 CodySimpsonFan123
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    "Hey! Do you like water?"..."Yes"..."Great you already like 70% of me!

  20. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    I'm Done Trying.
    you're simply not worth it. & I'm telling you right now;
    if you expect me to chase after you as you walk away, you will be let down.

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