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Jessica Marie. *
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March 31, 2012 12:32pm UTC

Don't text me while;
I'm in the middle of textingyou. now i have to change my text.
♥♥♥

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SoPhIe25
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February 2, 2012 7:04pm UTC

I WONDER....
If the voice inside a british persons head has a british accent as well.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ellemarie012
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January 29, 2012 8:09pm UTC

My ex-boyfriend? Yeah I'd hit that, but this time with a car or something.

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twilightgirl995
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January 26, 2012 9:30pm UTC

"Have you ever cheated in a relationship?"
Are you kidding me? I can't get 1 boyfriend, yet alone 2.

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pigglywiggly
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January 15, 2012 7:18pm UTC

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR GENDER IS,
I'M CALLING YOU DUDE.

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kravutskea
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January 12, 2012 10:05pm UTC

Grammar is Important!
Capitalization is the difference
between
Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse,
and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.

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OMGIMATACO
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January 12, 2012 9:17pm UTC

If you think someone is staring at you:
1.Yawn
2.If they yawn, they were staring.

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aberbabi123
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January 12, 2012 5:05pm UTC

You are what you eat?
Did you swallow a
Barbie?
nmf

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tylerr
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 1:36am UTC

not to be rude but,
i really don't care..
like, at all.

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imegacool
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January 7, 2012 11:27pm UTC

And who else remembers
chef palo from the suite life of zach and cody?
♥

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Tired of coping with your parents?
imagine an orphan longing for love
Tired of going to school?
imagine the children working at a landfill
Tired of living life?
imagine a cancer patient struggling to add one more day to his
let's learn to appreciate what we have ツ
jimmy365
nmq/nmf

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lovestardoll423
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January 6, 2012 6:44pm UTC

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••
YOU SMOKE!?
YOUR SO COOL!
JUST KIDDING!...have fun dieing...Slowly.
♥•••••••••••••••••••••••••••
Credit : FaveFormats.

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xBiebersShawtyx
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January 6, 2012 5:23pm UTC

"You Shoulda Been There!!"
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An Invite Might Of Helped..

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lexidanielle_xo
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 5:24pm UTC

are you a carbonated drink?
cause you're making me all bubbly inside.

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Cutecat0413
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January 6, 2012 3:34pm UTC

*In 25 years*
Me: "You know, when I was a kid, I had the Iphone 4S and used Siri for information."
My kid: "Omg Mom, that's so lame. I have the Iphone 500, and it makes my bed, cleans my clothes, and makes my dinner."
nmq

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FunZy0x4
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January 5, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Girl: Dear Diary,
I saw him passing by my way. I used to smile at him but I felt so awkward so I looked the other way. Besides, he's the star of the basketball team. He'll never notice a geek like me.
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Boy: Dear Diary:
I was walking in the hallway at school today and saw the pretty, smart girl that I usually sit by during chemistry. I tried to smile at her but she looked the other way. Besides, I'm just a guy who can shoot some hoops while she's the pretty honor student. She'll never like a guy like me.

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 9:53pm UTC

I want a realationship
Not a relationshit.
♥
nmf

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lillylovee

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December 13, 2011 6:09pm UTC

Me: *Sneeze*
Class: *Silence*
Most popular girl in grade: *Sneeze*
Class: God bless you sweetheart Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze! Amen!

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