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Typicalteen*

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Member Since: 24 Aug 2011 09:36pm

Last Seen: 4 Dec 2014 11:47pm

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  1. Typicalteen* Typicalteen*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    HOW 2 MAKE URSELF LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT
    1. go into bathroom in school with friend and make a LOTTTTT of noise
    2. put head on shoulder and spin for 45 seconds, or until teacher walks in
    3. to look good in front of teacher, stop spinning
    4. fall on ur face... nice........
    lol true story ;P

  2. Typicalteen* Typicalteen*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 12:18am UTC
    Beautiful- Part two
    Eli Tanner
    “Who can tell me what x equals in x32*2=36?” asks Mrs. Johnson as we review math.
    I check my answer. I got x=2. I start to raise my hand. Then I quickly put it down again. What if I got the answer wrong? I don’t want to make a fool of myself. But what if I get it right? Should I-
    “Yes Allison?”
    “I got x=2’
    “That is correct.”
    I walk out of the room, upset with myself. Why couldn’t I answer any of those questions? There must have been 10 questions where I knew the answer was correct but was too afraid to take a chance. Why can I never do anything right?
    The classes drag along, until finally, it’s time for lunch.
    “My best friend from camp gave me this bracelet.” says Bree.
    I don’t have a best friend… should I? I guess it would be cool to find a best friend. I look around the class. Who would be willing to be my best friend? There’s Ashley, who is really nice, but what will she think when I ask her? She is really accepting, and that is what I love about her. And I realize I have to take a chance sometimes in life…
    “Hey Ashley, can I talk to you for a minute?”
    “Sure, what’s up?”
    “I was just wondering… um… how was your summer?”
    “Um, pretty good, camp was so much fun!” she says, on the way back to the table.
    I didn’t ask herL. I couldn’t. What was I supposed to say- ‘Hey wanna be my best friend’???? That sounds so lame. Maybe I’ll invite her over for a weekend one time…
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  3. Typicalteen* Typicalteen*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    Beautiful- Part one
    Eli Tanner
    Prologue: hey you guys, so this is my first story i am putting out, i hope you like it please read and tell me HONESTLY what you think of it!! thanks <333
    Ok here i go:
    I glance disgustedly at the mirror as I try one more time to make myself look semi-ok. Flatten out my stomach, put cream on my pimples, and smooth out my frizzy hair. All my efforts are futile, in vain. Did I really wake up early for nothing???
    My outfit would look gorgeous on anybody but me, Sarah Jones. Sarah, the girl without any talents. Sarah, the girl without any brains. Sarah, the girl without anything good going for her.
    On the ride to school, I look out the window. I see lots of other cars passing by, carrying people who all look happy. I don’t know them, but I envy them. I wish, for once, I could just feel their joy. We can feel one’s pain, so why can’t we feel one’s happiness?
    As I walk through the hallways, I wonder how I should seem to the other girls in my class. Should I look excited to be here or upset? I decide to just follow everyone’s lead. And since everyone looks happy, why not go for it?
    “Hey Amber, how was your summer?” I ask.
    “Ok. How was yours?”
    “Good, I guess”
    She walks away. Why didn’t she want to talk to me? Was I not happy enough? I sigh, and enter the classroom.
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  4. Typicalteen* Typicalteen*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 5:38pm UTC
    Beautiful- part one
    *If i get 5-10 likes i'll add more.
    I glance disgustedly at the mirror as I try one more time to make myself look semi-ok. Flatten out my stomach, put cream on my pimples, and smooth out my frizzy hair. All my efforts are futile, in vain. Did I really wake up early for nothing???
    My outfit would look gorgeous on anybody but me, Sarah Stein. Sarah, the girl without any talents. Sarah, the girl without any brains. Sarah, the girl without anything good going for her.
    <3 Like - Comment - Fave <3

  5. Typicalteen* Typicalteen*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    NOTGOODE NOUGHNOTS M A R TENOUGHNO TCOOLENO UGHNOTFU N N Y
    E N O U G H N O T P R E T
    TYENOUGH NOTN ICEENOU G H N O TSKIN N Y E
    N O U G H N O T H A P P Y
    ENOUGHNO TSPECIALE N O UGHN O TPERFECTE N OUGHN OTGOODENO
    Step one:Look closely across- not good enough, not smart enough, etc
    Step two: look at it farther and see what you really are

  6. Typicalteen* Typicalteen*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    NOT GOOD ENOUGH

  7. Typicalteen* Typicalteen*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    If you ever need someone to talk to, im here for you.
    believe me, ive been down that road.
    cut myself, anorexic. BELIEVE ME IT WILL NOT HELP YOU
    so please, let me help you
    i love you.

  8. Typicalteen* Typicalteen*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 12:34pm UTC
    If you want to know the value of one year:
    Ask a student who has failed a final exam.
    If you want to know the value of one month:
    Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.
    If you want to know the value of one week:
    Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
    If you want to know the value of one hour:
    Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
    If you want to know the value of one minute:
    Ask the person who has missed the train, bus or
    plane.
    If you want to know the value of one-second:
    Ask a person who has survived an accident.
    If you want to know the value of one millisecond:
    Ask the person who has won second place in the
    Olympics
    Time waits for no one.
    Treasure every moment you have.

  9. Typicalteen* Typicalteen*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    ANYONE BORN ON NOVEMBER 10th?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
    (BESIDES ME)

  10. Typicalteen* Typicalteen*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 11:52am UTC
    Life isnt about waiting for the STORM to PASS;
    its about learning to DANCE in the rain
    - Unknown

  11. Typicalteen* Typicalteen*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 11:48am UTC
    am i REALLY the only one that names their pimples?????????????
    ;) fave if you do. fave if you dont. then comment which one it is ;)

  12. Typicalteen* Typicalteen*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 1:38am UTC
    ONE TREE HILL = <3333

  13. Typicalteen* Typicalteen*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 1:06am UTC
    FAVE IF YOU USED TO LAUGH AT THE WORD:
    POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    AHAHAHAH GOOD TIMES ;)

  14. Typicalteen* Typicalteen*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    Fave this so i can get a top!!!!!!!
    ill give you a kisss!! (highlight if you faved)
    Nice try suckaaaa!!!!!!!

  15. Typicalteen* Typicalteen*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Who is this girl looking at me?
    i stare back for a while.
    she looks so familiar
    so i keep staring
    and finally give up
    and walk away
    FROM THE MIRROR

  16. Typicalteen* Typicalteen*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    -It's not always rainbows and butterflies, its COMPROMISE that moves us along.-

  17. Typicalteen* Typicalteen*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    PLEASE DO THIS FOR ME-
    FAVE IF YOU FEEL INSECURE, UPSET, NOT GOOD ENOUGH, ETC.
    COMMENT IF YOU THINK PEOPLE SHOULDNT FEEL THIS WAY/ YOU DONT FEEL THAT WAY

  18. Typicalteen* Typicalteen*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    MY HOMEWORK PLANNER:
    Vocab- 15 mins
    ____________________________
    Short Story- 30 minutes
    ____________________________
    History- 25 minutes
    ____________________________
    Math- 10 minues
    ____________________________
    GET ADDICTED TO WITTY- 3 hours

  19. Typicalteen* Typicalteen*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    Fave if you love me <3
    0 add to faves

  20. Typicalteen* Typicalteen*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    If you think about it, there are two ways to say anything.. it all depends on the tone of voice and the situation.
    ex:
    1.*mad at his friend- "YOU HAVE A f**kING PROBLEM!!!!!"
    2. *doctor to patient-"um.. im afraid sir im sorry to say... you have... a f**king problem"
    :/
    lol

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