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ejenny13
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 10:56pm UTC

Whenever I come home from the store with pet food, and my cat just glares at me like
"that sh*t better be fancy feast."

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TheGirlWhoLived
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 5:30pm UTC

Shouldn't we all be worried that Voldemort's back again?

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ejenny13
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 3:58pm UTC

g i rl f riend problems
ed wa r d: my g i r l is mo rt al and i l i ve fo rever
sokka: tough sh*t m y g i r l f r i e nd b e c a me
t h e moon

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animallover721
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 7:09pm UTC

Fave this...
and I'll follow you and blow your notifictations up :)
I promise ;)

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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Whenever someone
calls me ugly,
I get super sad and hug them, because I
know how tough life is for the visually
impared.

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LuvStruckTeen
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 2:09pm UTC

Girls are like apples.
The
best ones
are on top
but the boys dont want to
reach for them because they're afraid
of falling and getting hurt. So instead, they
settle for the rotten one's on the bottom
that aren't good, but easy.
So the think
apples on top
something
is wrong
They
with them, when in reality they're
amazing
just have to wait for
right boy to come
the one who's brave enough
To climb,
all the way to the top
.

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guitargirl13
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 12:08pm UTC

This is Joseph Kony.
(-.-)
/█\
||
How many slaps can he get?
1 FAVE = 1 Slap

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Tropes2
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 8:09pm UTC

Dear Cancer,
Daddy's gonna win.<3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SocietyKilledTheTeenager
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 3:16pm UTC

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tt505
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 6:37pm UTC

me; why am i still single?
brain; you're wierd
body; and you're fat
face; plus you're pretty ugly
food; i'm here for you
- t u m b l r

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emma21
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 8:29pm UTC

I 'm an endangered species. it's called
teenage virgin

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 3:41pm UTC

Fave if you were
Born in the 90s and DON'T have a baby.
♥

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FramingMatthew
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC

This really is the last time I'll get to go on Witty...
I'm in hospital right now, my family weren't even allowed to see me until last night. I wanted to talk to all of you people one last time, but the doctors wouldn't let my mom take a laptop - I begged them for an hour to let her, even if I could only use it for 15 minutes (I also begged them to let me see my girlfriend, I can be VERY persuasive when I want haha) ... I was THAT desperate.
But yeah. This is the last time I'll be on Witty.. I could be dead within 2 weeks. It sucks, but everyone will go on without me. They all know that even though I'm not physically with them, I'll always be there; and they can always talk to me, even though I won't be able to respond.
Gah, there's SO many things I want to say to you all, but I don't know how to say them, and anyways I always end up saying the same kind of thing in my quotes in the hope that people would be inspired. I'm a bit of a fail, aren't I? I'm certainly no Martin Luther King Jr, or Nelson Mandela or any of those awesome inspirational people.. I'm just an ordinary 15 year old kid who's going to die of cancer :Z But I still try. I don't like giving up. And I've been told before that my quotes have saved people's lives. That's.. just amazing. It makes me feel like I have made a difference, even though it was just a small difference to the universe. Does that make sense? .. No, I didn't think so. x_x
So, all I can say now is.. Read my other quotes. You don't have to fave them, just read them. And never give up on your life. You can get through this. There's always someone going through worse than you; someone who'd give anything to be you.. Like, I'd give anything to be one of you people here than be dying of cancer like I am now.
You want to be beautiful? Just believe in yourself. Confidence looks good on a girl.
Thanks for all the love and support, Witty. You all mean the world to me. I love you. <3
- FramingMatthew

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vivo515
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Writing. Like. This. Does. Not. Make.
Your. Point. Any. Stronger. It. Makes.
It. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has.
Asthma.

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peacex3jenn
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 1:09am UTC

band member: hi, nice to meet you!
me: i can't believe i'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! oh my god, i'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
band member: *laughs*
me: *laughs*
band member: so do you want me to sign something?
me: let's make beautiful babies.
band member: what?...
me: ... i asked you to sign my poster
band member: but i swear you just said-
me: poster.
i swear... this is how it's gonna happen...

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