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  1. xxoliviaxx226 xxoliviaxx226
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    imagine,
    you woke up today with only the things you thanked God for yesturday.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. beautyinsidexox beautyinsidexox
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    I hate when I'm trying to sleep and my brain's like
    "You know what's a great movie? Paranormal activity.."

  4. ThePurpleMandel ThePurpleMandel
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    That awesome feeling when
    you put on warm clothes that just came out of the dryer.

  5. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER ♥♥
    wishes
    t h a t t h e y c r e a t e d t h e i r f a v o r i t e [x] [x] [x]
    sONG..?
    my quote.

  6. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    When I allow you to look at one picture on my phone, don't scroll to the next.

  7. jessiduh jessiduh
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Anti Joke:
    An Irish man walked out of the bar.
    get it?

  8. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    Getting home from school and being like
    "Mother of God, I looked like that all day and no one told me?!"

  9. awesomelyawesome awesomelyawesome
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE ONE DIRECTION INFECTION OR SOMETHING
    I whispered as I stared at the picture of Niall on the ceiling above my bed.

  10. Julidanika Julidanika
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    My ceiling fan has 3 settings
    1. Very Slow
    2. Slow
    3. I'm about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident.

  11. onedirection27 onedirection27
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    One Direction Quote♥
    Boobs or bum? "Her heart"
    We love you Nialler :)
    (format credit to OneDirection)

  12. KittyProfiles KittyProfiles
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    Friend: Oh my god, im so ugly in this shirt, its hideous.
    Me: Your insecure.
    Friend: Oh crap.
    Me: Dont know what for.
    Friend: Plleaase stop.
    Me: Your turning heads when you walk through the dooor.
    Friend: Dont need makeup.
    Me: { smiling } To cover up.
    Friend: Being the way that you are is enoough. What am i doing??!!
    Me: EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM CAN SEE IT!
    Friend: EVERYONE ELSE BUT YOOU!!
    One Direction infection. Have you caught it?

  13. beautyinsidexox beautyinsidexox
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 12:32pm UTC
    Buying a song on itunes
    THAT'S $.99 OR $.69♥

  14. summerbutterfly summerbutterfly
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    If I could remember
    school work like I remember lyrics,
    I'd be like a genius..

  15. giannalovesyou giannalovesyou
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    I didn't have any idea you would mean
    this much to me ,
    when we first met .

  16. TheSportyTypeOfGirl TheSportyTypeOfGirl
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    If u lik 2 typ lik dis cuz u tink its kool
    Don't talk to me -.-

  17. ukuleleplayer ukuleleplayer
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    ♥We are
    never
    ever
    EVER
    getting B a c k T o g t h e r .

  18. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 12:26pm UTC
    Simba was walking to slow, so I told him to Mufasa.

  19. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    I hate it when a shower only has two options:
    3rd Degree Burns
    or
    Skinny Dipping in Antarctica

  20. kaylalynne62610 kaylalynne62610
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    Those talks
    that you have with your best friend
    where you just confess everything on your mind,
    and you get so much closer♥
    LAYOUT CREDIT TO TWIHARD4EVA1012

:)

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