Friend: Oh my god, im so ugly in this shirt, its hideous.
Me: Your insecure.
Friend: Oh crap.
Me: Dont know what for.
Friend: Plleaase stop.
Me: Your turning heads when you walk through the dooor.
Friend: Dont need makeup.
Me: { smiling } To cover up.
Friend: Being the way that you are is enoough. What am i doing??!!
Me: EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM CAN SEE IT!
Friend: EVERYONE ELSE BUT YOOU!!
One Direction infection. Have you caught it?