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  1. juliebrat99 juliebrat99
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    A real boyfriend,
    would die in Modern Warfare 3 for you.

  2. turtle123 turtle123
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."<3
    -Dr. Seuss

  3. Pinkygirl07 Pinkygirl07
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    I miss the days
    When boys had cooties
    When it was a reward to have lunch with your teacher
    When the coolest technology you had was a tamagotchi
    When your coolest pair of jeans were from Old Navy
    When the best P.E lesson involved a colored paracute
    When recess was too short
    When decisions were easy and chosen by "enie, meanie, miney, moe."
    When only skinned knees brought tears
    When goodbye only meant until tomorrow
    When your clothes didn't need to match
    When the only race issues were who could run faster
    When all that mattered was getting to the swings first
    When drugs meant medicine
    When drinks meant kool-aid
    When the biggest rumor was about what somone ate for lunch
    Fav if you agree:)

  4. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Favorite For A Name
    That Sounds Cute With Yours
    I will do them all

  5. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    are you a hockey goalie
    or do you just like hard, black things in between your legs?
    ©livsbestfriendryan

  6. HeMahBoo HeMahBoo
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    I Dont Understand This :
    Friend over at my house: Hey Do you have a bathroom?
    Me : Of coursewe don't ; We Sh*t Outside .


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  8. edenkathryn24 edenkathryn24
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    loving
    when hot guy's are single, and being devestated when they get a girlfriend. it's like "there goes my chance..."

  9. emlovesthebiebs emlovesthebiebs
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    *phone rings*
    "where are you?"
    "well, considering you just called my house phone, i'm probably at my house, but i don't know.... i could be wrong"

  10. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    You text him ,he doesn't te xt
    back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

  11. Emily6xBabyy Emily6xBabyy
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    Does anyone want to be my
    Witty best friend?
    [♥][♥][♥]


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  13. karyn125 karyn125
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 12:55pm UTC
    i'm not a facebook status
    you dont have to like me..

  14. XoJenbabyXo13 XoJenbabyXo13
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    "Haters Call Me Gay, Well That’s Funny Cuz Their Girlfriends Seem To Want Me More Than They Want them" -Justin Bieber♥

  15. babyimaddicteddd babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 3:15pm UTC
    it's hard to swim in a world so shallow ♥

  16. HazelBBY HazelBBY
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    Honey, At your age
    I was loosing toys, not my virginity

  17. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 11:07am UTC
    Happiness can be found
    even in the darkest of times,
    if one only remembers to turn
    on the light. ♥
    -Albus Dumbledore

  18. taylorlautner4lifee taylorlautner4lifee
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    who's excited for breaking dawn??

  19. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:10pm UTC
    this Halloween
    i'm dressing all in red
    and trick-or-treating at 4 PM
    so i can say
    "i'm your period, and i came early."

  20. Nessazhere Nessazhere
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC
    Favorite if:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
    You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

:)

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