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  1. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    if you feel like you are unorganized, hear this. The universe
    naturally leans towards a state of entropy, or lack of order. So
    in fact you are more natural than people who clean their rooms.
    Go you.

  2. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 10:07pm UTC
    and im still trying to figure out what "be yourself" means

  3. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 11:06pm UTC
    person: tells bad joke
    me: gud one

  4. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    For some reason I always believe what other people tell me
    but I've been told thats not always a good thing to do

  5. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    *me in real life*
    me: hey
    me: have my babies?
    me: stupid autocorrect

  6. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    I have been in an enclosed, dark space with all of the hot guys in my school many, many times...
    I love school assemblies

  7. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    I have been in an enclosed, dark space with all of the hot guys in my school many, many times...
    I love school assemblies


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    So Miley didn't go to Stanford?

  10. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    my sister asked if men can go into labor
    i'm done.

  11. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 10:51pm UTC
    my sister asked if men can go into labor
    i'm done.

  12. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    Parents: Remember - always be polite and honest!
    Me: ...do you really expect me to do both?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    Here's what I don't understand: people can hate themselves
    for the way they look or the way they act. Well, I want to talk to you
    guys out there who sometimes feel that way. I mean, we've all had those
    times when you look in the mirror and wonder why you can't just be
    someone else. That truth is you can't change
    the way you look. You are going to stay the way you are.
    You need to accept yourself before you can ever move on.
    You need to realize you can't do a damn thing. You need to be happy
    because at the end of your life no one will care how you looked,
    it will be the impact you made that can really live forever. Impacts simply
    wont be made without any motivation. You are beautiful if you conduct
    yourself beautifully. If you act like an jerk, then that is your impact. But
    if you know what is important you can be more amazing than anyone yet.

  15. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    That 70's Show quote:
    Red: But bob, why are we going to be open on Christmas eve?
    Bob: Because someone will be driving home from work that day and be saying to himself, oh no! I forgot to get a christmas present!
    Bob: So, the guy will come in here and buy a fridge.
    .

  16. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    Am I the only one who is afraid to listen to a song in the fear that I might get tired of it and hate it but its just such a good song I don't want to hate it? Is this just my weirdness?

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:33pm UTC
    My name is Juliet Capulet, I'm 13 years young, and I luv my bf Romeo so
    much! We're gunna get married! I luv him so much & we just met hehe XD I wuld give my life for him!

  18. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 1:23pm UTC
    That sad moment
    when you realize an actor/actress is not awesome in real life

  19. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    I just watched a commercial
    where a guy just picked up a girl by giving her free wifi
    like that would be me

  20. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    people: I love you to the moon and back
    me: it wasn't even cute the first time
    me: i hope you get trapped on the moon and die
    I can't be the only one who is annoyed by that saying?

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