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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 3:58pm UTC
    FAVORITE THIS
    If you are that one friend who always thinks of
    everything in a dirty way

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    When I'm on my period
    It seems that all my friends decide to go to a pool.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    How come parents
    Are always nicer to other kids
    Then to their own?

  4. xoabby55ox xoabby55ox
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    "I love you more than there are stars in the sky and fish in the sea."
    —Nicholas Sparks<3

  5. ImmaBeSmiling ImmaBeSmiling
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 8:38am UTC
    you are the best thing
    that's ever been MINE♥


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  7. runaway_BABY runaway_BABY
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    Girls' are like condoms;
    they spend more time in your wallet,
    than on your dick ♥
    notmyformat


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  10. iSpeakTheTruth iSpeakTheTruth
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:24am UTC
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  11. alleetaylor33 alleetaylor33
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    im in love with my best friend (its a guy) but he loves my other best friend (Its a girl) i told him and he said im sorry and i said why are you sorry and he said because you love me but i love Ashley and i said oh .......
    people keep saying that i should just get over him and keep trying to get this other guy i have liked since fourth grade .
    ******* but i just cant *******
    what do you think ? should i get over him or no ?


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  14. BrownEyesBlackEyeliner BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 1:43pm UTC
    thepenisinmyhand.
    ^The pen is in my hand.
    Hands up, dirty people, who read it wrong?;)


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  16. kellyyy9398 kellyyy9398
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    Not straightening your hair that much in the summer because it's too hot and you just don't feel like it. Just me?


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  18. smj370 smj370
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    i hate when people make spelling corrections on my quotes......

  19. babyBrii babyBrii
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    Facts of a Teenage Girls Life
    Chairs are almost 100% more entertaining if they spin AND roll
    Juice is tastier if its in a box or pouch
    We are never too old for Play-Doh and Silly Puddy
    Children's shows like Wonder Pets and Yo Gabba Gabba are still AWESOME
    We will wear short shorts and a sweatshirt, no matter what the weather is like
    We will watch a movie just because there is a hot guy in it
    If we're listening to music, don't try to talk to us
    :]
    *fav if you agree*

  20. nancymay nancymay
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 7:13pm UTC
    ellis simon♥
    i am in love with you.

:)

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