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  1. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Did anybody else
    know that the voice of Plankton is
    also Mr.Sikowitz from Victorious?

  2. SayingWhatMeFeel SayingWhatMeFeel
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 5:12am UTC
    It seems like...
    I'm the only teenager that enjoys reading.
    I LOVE it when you find the right book series and you read for hours and hours at a time. And you fall so in love with the characters you feel like you know them in real life.
    PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE!
    Tell me i'm not the only one who loves reading.
    :]
    Comment your favorite book/series below. Just curious :]
    the only

  3. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    don't be so obsessed
    [x] [x] [x] WITH BEING BEAUTIFUL THAT IT TURNS YOU INTO
    something ugly

  4. horsechick818 horsechick818
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:56pm UTC
    me calling Walmart for a real reason, not a joke
    person: hello this is Walmart how may i help you?
    me: hi could i please place an order?
    person: no
    me: no?
    person: i can not place an order for you
    me: why not?
    person: Walmart exploded
    me: then why are you there?
    person: i never said i was
    me: you answered saying "hello this is walmart"
    person: this is Walmart
    me: but you just said.... nevermind, so can i place an order?
    person: no, Walmart exploded
    me: im so confused
    person: happy April Fools, have a nice day *hangs up*

  5. SMstories SMstories
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    friend: oh you have a tumblr, whats your url? me: oh my url is.. *violently sprays friend in eye with pepper spray, friend falls to ground in agony, you take out your fake mexican passport with the name 'hugo fernadez' on it and run as fast as you can to the nearest airport where you board a plane to mexico and take up a career in chicken farming for the next 10 years*

  6. green1098 green1098
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    Ok i know this quote isnt pretty but idc i dont give a crap about formats.
    I just wanted to get this out....
    some people are being retarted, they are reporting the best quotes ever.
    Remember the top quote? the one about that guy and the girl that loved his eyes? GONE
    Remember the one about the kid that got killed because of child abuse? GONE
    Remember the one about how to get your friend over a break-up? GONE
    Whoever is reporting these BEST quotes better stop because it is making us fellow wittians MAD!!
    Click the [♥] if you want them retarted people to stop and their reporting spree!! :(
    Thank you if you read this. ♥ - green1098

  7. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  8. TayaElizabeth12 TayaElizabeth12
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 10:50am UTC
    Spongebob
    Mr.Krabs: " Spongebob, you look like a girl"
    Spongebob: *Blushing* "Am I a pretty girl?"
    TayaElizabeth12 format

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 2:25am UTC
    I love it when
    guys spontaneously ask for hugs ♥

  10. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 10:41am UTC
    One Direction things#139
    Interviewer: Harry, what's that on your neck? Is it a lovebite?
    Louis: I gave him that.
    Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

    formatcredittofatassmuffin

  11. FeralCatOwner FeralCatOwner
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    Anyone else remember....
    The movie called, "My Date with the President's Daughter"

  12. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Favorite For A Name
    That Sounds Cute With Yours
    I will do them all

  13. NicoleFerrara NicoleFerrara
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 10:59am UTC
    Today, I herd the worst news of my life...
    My Dad is in the hospital, he is dying as I speak. I herd my Mom on the phone with the doctor. The doctor said my Dad's doing really bad, and he might not make it through. There is nothing I can do but hope he will be okay. My Dad might not be the best Dad in the world, but he's still my Dad and I love him so much. I just dont want my Dad to die when I'm this young. Please favorite if you have a heart and you hope he will make it through too.
    I love you Daddy, you'll be okay <3

  14. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    My Brother...
    Has a type of Issue called Asperger`s Syndrome. He Hates Being touched and he has only huged me 2 times in my life. He told me if i get 100 faves.. he will give me a hug for 3 seconds.. Please Fave.. I want him to hug Me.
    Thanks Wittans.. It means a lot <3

  15. ItsNotOver ItsNotOver
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 11:49pm UTC
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  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 1:28am UTC
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  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 1:48am UTC
    FAVE THIS
    if you have ever eaten Nutella with a spoon ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 6:31pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    Remember when
    People got to know you before they judged you?
    Yeah. Me either.

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 3:11pm UTC
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