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  1. mbf5197 mbf5197
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    What's the difference
    between STD's and rumors?
    Nothing. They're both
    Spread by whores.

  2. holdonforeverx holdonforeverx
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    <
    He has put me through so mucH.
    he's made me smile, he's made me cry.
    he's made me feel like the biggest piece of s h i t ever.
    he has made me laugh my heart out. he has made me go insane.
    he has made me hate myself.
    but i'll love him forever.

  3. imonthepursuitofhappiness imonthepursuitofhappiness
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 8:14pm UTC
    Some chicks need a
    high-five...in the face...with a chair ♥
    nm

  4. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    "Who's that?"
    "What are they doing?"
    "What's happening?";
    "Shut up and watch the movie".


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. iCarlyQuotations iCarlyQuotations
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    iCarly Quotes #1
    freddie: you see anything?
    carly: just trees.. and some brushes.. and two squirrels wrestling.
    freddie: carly?
    carly: yeah?
    freddie: they're not wrestling.
    carly: oh..

  7. lapepe lapepe
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    I have watched:
    CSI, NCIS, Law and Order, Lie To Me, Criminal Minds and Unusual Suspects.
    I can kill you 18 ways with a paperclip & not leave forensic evidence.
    Facebook

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    I wish
    I lived in Disney World.

  9. _IfYouOnlyKnew_ _IfYouOnlyKnew_
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    I want a guy who
    C a l l s m e f o r n o r e a s o n
    Makes me laugh about the stupidest things
    > Calls me beautiful every day
    can talk ♥ for hours ♥ about ♥ literally ♥ anything
    Thinks i'm pretty in sweatpants and a t-shirt
    Will hold my hand when I'm scared _
    Is there for me when I'm sad
    T h i n k s a b o u t m e w h e n h e ' s g o i n g t o s l e e p///
    Texts me when he wakes up...
    [ * ~ Loves being around me even if we're doing absolutely nothing ~ * ]
    Hugs me tight
    Kisses me while I'm talking
    j o k e s a r o u n d , b u t k n o w s w h e n t o t a k e m e s e r i o u s
    Tells me what he really feels
    and if ♥ i'm happy ♥ it makes ♥ him happy ♥
    Most importantly
    [ * ~ I want that someone to be ~ * ]
    You

    mine, just re-posting

  10. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    I'm not lazy,
    I'm on energy saving mode.

  11. spencer21 spencer21
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 6:16pm UTC
    Those moments;
    when its three o'clock in the morning and you're having a sleepover;
    and every single thing someone says, everyone can't stop
    crackin' up. ♥

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    So i'm invisible to you now?
    That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower.

  14. xoxocynthia xoxocynthia
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    Can I tell you something?
    Sure!
    Your smile is the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
    Can I tell you something too? It only exsists when I'm with you..

  15. cookie_monster_love cookie_monster_love
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    Dear Boys,
    If you want me to disappear, you have to support her more than I do.
    Sincerely, Bra.

    nmf.

  16. lyysssx0 lyysssx0
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 2:19pm UTC
    Witty girls, I need a favor.
    my best friend's dad is in the hospital right now.
    in general, he's a pretty sick guy.
    he's had cancer 4 times.
    he has a lot of health issues that are really hard to manage.
    Right now; he's really sick.
    They're running a ton of different tests to see what's wrong.
    My best friend, (volleyballxgirlxx918 on witty) is so worried that something is seriously wrong.
    Can I get some faves to show her people care and are praying for her dad?
    Thanks.
    [♥][♥][♥]
    nmf

  17. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #193
    Ellen DeGeneres said,
    "I got paid to say Justin and Selena are cute together.
    In reality, it creeps me out."
    Ellen, i LOVE you.

  18. parisissexy parisissexy
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 10:31pm UTC
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  19. you_were_my_everything you_were_my_everything
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 11:06pm UTC
    She, loved him.
    he, never thought she was good enough.

  20. you_were_my_everything you_were_my_everything
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 11:18pm UTC
    I don't know if i'll make it, but watch how good i..
    Fake it.

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