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  1. jasminemagallon jasminemagallon
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    Fave position ? ;)
    The one where i get on my knees and propose to her .

  2. ilovewhoYOUU ilovewhoYOUU
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    The awkward moment,
    when a guy has bigger boobs then you ...
    NFM/FMQ

  3. blondieeex3 blondieeex3
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    I wrote swag on a sticky note, and stuck it to my light switch.
    now,
    everymorning i can wake up, and turn my swag on

  4. x3imperfect x3imperfect
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 10:33pm UTC
    I hate it when
    you draw one side of the heart perfectly and the other half looks like you drew it with your foot while your eyes were closed.

  5. Taylor21276 Taylor21276
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    Dear Santa,
    Please send me a baby brother,
    Santa Wrote back:
    Send me your mother.

  6. JordanRae JordanRae
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    She wanted love, he wanted fun.
    That's why boys & mascara always run..♥

  7. mandiliggz mandiliggz
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    I can make ur bed rock (;
    I dont think so. I have a tempurpedic. And when the lady jumps on the bed and the wine doesn't spill, you wont be able to.
    -__-

  8. Too_Much_Love Too_Much_Love
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:38pm UTC
    she lays there:
    on her bed, her pillow wet from all the tears, black from the mascara. crying her eyes out over a cold hearted boy that found a place in her heart, but then knew it was gone. she never thought they would be over. he once said to her "darling, you are my one and only love, we will be together forever." she starts realizing forever means never. she will never get over him, never. she wants nobody else but him, just him. he could always light up her world like nobody else. he was her world. she takes out a razor, cuts herself. knowing it was all her fault for not being good enough. it all started off with a "hello, will you be mine?" to a "this isn't working out, never will, never was." nothing could stop the tears from her eyes, they just keep coming out, she probably seems like shes going to cry a river. no one cares, no one has sympathy for her. it's like she was living in her own world. she knew she would never be good enough, for anyone.
    he sits there:
    on the bleachers, wondering what he lost, not a tear in sight. he knew he hurt her, he knew he would never get her back. but at the same time, he didn't want her. he thought about her non-stop. they way he made her smile and laugh. it's like she was a song that was stuck on repeat. he cared, but he acted like he didn't. he couldn't stand looking at her. no, not because he hated her, because he loved her. he wanted her so bad. but he knew he blew it. he passes by her, looking the other way, not matter how much it pained him. he remembered her saying "i'm so lucky, to have you as mine. you will always be mine, no matter what." he started thinking to himself. he knew he was a jerk to her, he knew he hurt her so bad. he wanted to cry, so bad. but he doesn't like to show his emotions, but when he was with her, he seemed to not care about anyone or anything. he realizes, he doesn't wnat anyone but her. he knew he f*cked it up.

  9. xEmmax xEmmax
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 3:47pm UTC
    One time, I had a boyfriend, a ton of friends, and I was gorgeous.
    Then I woke up.

  10. livelaughdream20 livelaughdream20
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    Dear Brain
    Sorry for overloading you with thoughts of him
    Dear Tummy
    Sorry for all the bufferflies
    Dear Pillow
    Sorry for all the tears
    Dear Heart
    Sorry for all the damage

  11. VividDreamer VividDreamer
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    If Belle c an fall in l o v e
    with a b e a st,
    why can't you just like me?

  12. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 4:58pm UTC
    "Is there gonna be food?"
    "Yeah"
    "Okay then I'm coming."

  13. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 1:37pm UTC
    Profile pictures:
    Guys:(•_•)
    Girls: (°3°)
    stupid duck face

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 2:15am UTC
    too many people miss theSilver Liningbecause they want it to be gold.

  15. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 3:27pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    IT'S
    ALMOST
    CHRISTMAS

  16. idance idance
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    format credit to; idance.♥
    In the end,
    they'll judge me anyway, so whatever.
    -Kid Cudi

  17. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    Its a girl thing #21
    *Last 5 minutes of class*
    Suddenly someone zips their pencil case/bag.
    *Everyone starts packing up*

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 1:20am UTC
    i'm not single!
    I'm just... romantically challenged. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    format: blackbutterflies ;)

  19. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:29am UTC
    When I was little
    I used to sing in the shower. Now?
    I make life decisions in there.

  20. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 3:30pm UTC
    Bruno Mars: I'd catch a grenade for ya.
    *Girl gets hit by grenade*
    Bruno Mars: ...Today I dont feel like doing anything

    Nmq
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥♥

:)

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