Take a bite of an apple,
Take a bite of a pear,
Take a bite of a cookie,
That you left over there.
But here's one thing you should never do,
Don't bite Taylor or Brandon or Sue,
Because,
PEOPLE AREN'T FOOD!
PEOPLE AREN'T FOOD!
YOUR FRIENDS WILL RUN AWAY IF THEY'RE SCARED OF BEING CHEWED!
And, as a sidenote, private parts are private!
- Modern Family