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1. jimmy365
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2012 10:59pm UTC
   I'm great in bed;
   I could probably sleep for d a y s if I really tried hard.
   j i m m y 3 6 5
   
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2. Iwishyouweremine
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2012 8:02pm UTC
   Imagine Oprah as president,
   It'd be like, YOU GET A JOB! AND YOU GET A JOB! AND YOU AND YOU!
   EVERYBODY GETS A JOB!
   
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3. ColorMyWorld401
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2012 7:35pm UTC
   If Plankton was so smart, why doesn't he ask someone to buy him a Krabby Patty?
   
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4. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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6. DamnnTaylerx
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   December 4, 2011 6:12pm UTC
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7. alexa618
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   December 4, 2011 7:53pm UTC
   Smile and let everyone know,
   that today you're a lot stronger than you were yesterday.♥
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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8. meghanboyle
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2011 7:59pm UTC
   Dear Boy,
   When i first met you i thought you could be the one but then i remembered Im a teenager. I thought about how life would be in the future if we were together and remembered that life is not going any faster.
   Live Your Life In The Moment, You Only Live Once...
   
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9. babypinklipgloss
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   December 4, 2011 8:10pm UTC
   True, Real love dosent care about looks, body or how much money that person has. Its more concerned with whats inside your heart. <3
   
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10. tt505
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    Don't waste your time giving someone a second chance,
    when there is someone better out there waiting for their first
    
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11. lanapoll
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    they tell you to be yourself,
    then they go and judge you.
    nmf/nmq
    
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12. ericamiller
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    I got my flaws,
    And you got yours,
    Stop pointing out mine,
    And start worrying about
    Yours
    
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13. RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    if it's not on the first
    page of
    Google
    it's not there
    
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14. wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    ARealBoyfriend
    would try finding new ways to impress his girl
    even after he has her ♥
    Format: edwardscissorhands ; NMQ
    
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15. kaykayLOVE
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    I like when he smiles
    But, i love when im the reason
    ♥
    
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16. jenniferomnom
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    What did the two oceans say to each other?
    Nothing. They
    just waved.
    
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17. cookiemonsterxx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    Sexually rubbing the wall
    until you find the light swich.
    
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18. SmileyFacesAreAmazing
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    December 3, 2011 6:35pm UTC
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19. _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    Dear MTV,
    I'm a teen virgin.
    Where's my show?
    
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20. xomarisa14xo
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    he's cute. he's tall.
    hes got gorgeous eyes.
    and a stunning smile. I didn't say a name but,
    he popped in your head, didnt he?
    format: harrypotterr
    
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