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  1. mywish4u mywish4u
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2009 9:38pm UTC
    Guys.
    They’re like items at a store.
    Some girls only window shop.
    Some girls buy EVERYTHING they can get their hands on.
    Some girls don’t give it a second glance.
    Some girls only get the ones on clearance.
    And me? Well, I usually end up
    returning my purchases.
    *thanks 2 katie (disappearing_taco) for helping me with the edit! love yah katie!!!

  2. Cookie_ninja_xo Cookie_ninja_xo
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2008 5:02pm UTC
    A few ways to make an aim conversation more interesting/funnier:
    1. Start saying "omg omg omg omg omg" and wait for them to freak out and say "whats the matter?!" And then just say; hi.
    2. Ask the person your talking to to write you a story.
    3. Say; "I know what your doing." They'll say " how?" You reply: "I can see you through the window."
    4. Tell them it spells like up dog in your room and theyll say "Whats up dog?" And you reply: "Nothing much.. just chillin.. you?
    5. Tell them your brother/sister just fell down the stairs.
    6. Say " I g2g my favorite show is on" They'll say "what show?" "Dora the explorer.. durr!"
    7. Send a sad face and they'll ask why you are sad, you reply: "cuz i just looked at a picture of your face! :("
    8. Send random drawings. For example:
    () ()
    (oo)
    (uu)O and say "Look! It's a bunny!"
    9. Keep changing your font color.
    10. Send red, then orange, then yellow, then green, then blue, then purple, then pink, and tell them its a rainbow.
    11. Tell them you are moving to Anarctica so they can have your ipod.
    12. Send kissy faces even if it is a girl and say "I loveeee yoouuu (: <333"
    13. Write random stuff (fajfsaighaigksnaoahg for example) and then tell them your cat jumped on the keyboard.
    14. Tell them you g2g because its time for dinner at 3:00.
    15. Get quotes off witty and keep sending them randomly.
    16. On your away message/status write random stuff about the person you are talking to.
    17. Erase your profile and on it write your friends name at the top instead of yours; [_____'s buddy info] and then write a bunch of weird stuff under it.
    18. Start bursting out in song.
    19. Say you have to go because it is time for your anger management class and then when they say okay bye or lol flip out at them.
    20. Tell them you just made a new screename its: I hAtE _____ [<-- their name]
    21. Ignore them for awhile.
    22. Write in one of the symbol fonts.
    **ALL MINE**
    Oh my goodness this took me so long!
    Hope you like!
    Thought these would be pretty funny to do!
    [I did some of them]
    Rate for mee ;)

  3. musicgirl917 musicgirl917
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2009 2:57pm UTC
    WSHG
    we stalk hot guys
    care to join our organization?
    the FBI is pretty jelous :)


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  8. LYNNiE96 LYNNiE96
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 11:20pm UTC
    I'm 99.99% sure he doesn't like me
    but the other .01%?
    well, thats just some mad hope<3
    i got the percent idea from movies and stuff, and the some mad hope idea from matt nathansons new cd. lol
    tell me what you think<3

  9. DancingSoccerBabe DancingSoccerBabe
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2009 10:07am UTC
    [H]OUSE
    Foreman: "Her oxygen saturation is normal."
    House: "It's off by one percentage point."
    Foreman: "It's within range. It's normal."
    House: "If her DNA was off by one percentage point, she'd be a dolphin."


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  11. breezyy_looves_youu_x3 breezyy_looves_youu_x3
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 6:39pm UTC
    & i tell myself just wait__*
    because Cinderella didn't
    get her happy ending 'til
    the last page<3

  12. blonde27 blonde27
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 10:56pm UTC
    I only think about you....
    365
    days out of the year
    7
    days of the week
    24
    hours a day
    &+and
    59
    seconds each minute.
    see? your not always on my mind.
    for about a second i think about you
    and me, together.

  13. blueyedgirl53095 blueyedgirl53095
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 8:14pm UTC
    DO NOT
    HIT KIDS
    no seriously, they have guns NOW!
    ~bang bang~

  14. xaliisssaax xaliisssaax
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 4:15pm UTC
    psshh; boy i didnt fall for you...
    ------->>you tripped me<<---------


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  16. mksoccer97 mksoccer97
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 3:29pm UTC
    |10 things to do when your home alone|
    1. Sing into your hairbrush loudly
    2. Dance around your room like a maniac in the weirdest outfit you own.
    3. Prance around the house yelling "MY NAME IS __________ AND I AM A FREAKY SPAZ!"
    4. Talk to your dog about you're 'little problem' make sure to refer to them as "Dr. Fuzzy Phil".
    5. Put on black clothes and make-up, then sneak into your brothers room and find all his halloween candy!
    6. Run into the kitchen and steal the snack that your brother called dibs on.
    7. Talk to your stuffed animals about your enamies
    8. Hide all your brothers prized possesions in a place he would never look
    9. Write a girl's name on a piece of paper with hearts so that it looks like this::
    | Girl Y |
    | Y |
    | Y |
    Then put it on your brother's wall and tell your mom he's in love.
    10. Do it all again!
    omg took forever!!!
    credit
    comment and rate


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  18. FruitSaladmm FruitSaladmm
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 3:59pm UTC
    i have this habit of falling
    [[ for the boys who will never catch me ]]
    nott mine crediit to whooever!


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  20. greenclownfish12 greenclownfish12
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2009 1:54am UTC
    "I'll let you be in my dreams, If I can be in yours(:"
    --bob dylan

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