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got2bsoccer13
posted a quote
January 12, 2011 4:22pm UTC

seeing a seven year-old
and thinking..
"damn, he's gonna be hot when he gets older"
- - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - -
not my format

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
January 12, 2011 4:43pm UTC

Him: Who do u like??
Her: No one!!
Him: OH. Who do u like??
Her: No one!!!!!!!
Him: Who do u like?
Her: How many times are u gonna ask that?
Him: As many as it takes
you to say my name.

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
January 12, 2011 4:52pm UTC

click to see this quote

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
January 12, 2011 4:32pm UTC

If you saw a $50 bill
& a $20 bill on the ground,
which would you pick?
90% would say the$50,
5% the $20. Fave this if you
are part of the 5% who
would pick up both.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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bemine
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 11:26pm UTC

So what's your plan?
Flirt with her?
Lead her on?
So she falls for you, then just completely ignore her the next day?
Yeah, your cool

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orange_blue
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 6:20pm UTC

Favorite if
you can never finish a thing of chapstick
before it falls off the face of the earth.
:)

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iloveyouu2
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 11:59pm UTC

he may not be the brightest crayon in the box,
but he's my favorite color.

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xosoccerchic10xo
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 6:02pm UTC

hey, here's some
advice ;
WHY DONT YOU GO TO DICK'S SPORTING GOODS
&+ BUY YOURSELF
SOME BALLS
CAUSE YOU'RE
OBVIOUSLY IN NEED
OF THEM ♥

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SIMPLY_YOURS
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 7:44pm UTC

Those one
pair of pants....
That make your
butt look
» Amazing. ♥
format credit to oolsaxojucyoo(:

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jumpthenfallx23
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 9:53pm UTC

{and it makes me sick,}
to see quotes about
how much you love your boyfriend
&& how you know you're in love
because some of us
don't have a bruno mars
&& we just go through our teenage life day by day
being single.
notmyformat.

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EmotionalTrickery
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 11:33pm UTC

-----♥-----
girl: which is more important to you;
your life, or me?
boy: before I answer that,
let me ask you something first.
girl: sure.
boy: is there a difference
between you and my life?
-----♥-----

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ittsssmekate
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 6:02pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When you're wearing sweatpants
& you have no pockets.
So you put your phone on your waste
& and slides down your leg..
happen to anybody else?!

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Little Wolf*
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 6:22pm UTC

Dear pretty quotes,
You're only faved for your looks. No one actually likes you.
- Meaningful quotes.

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xxPrettyOliviaxx
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 5:52pm UTC

Fav this if...
You already have your kids names picked out.
Comment and tell us what they are.

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livelaughlove756
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 5:07pm UTC

And to think that someday,
Our kids will be saying stuff like,
"iPod? Mom pu-lease nobody uses iPods anymore!"
And,
"Taylor Swift? Who the hell is Taylor Swift?"

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roze101101
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 3:49pm UTC

So there were these walking through the woods.
And they saw something behind a bush. So they went to go check it out. Turns out, those lucky boys found themselves a naked lady.
Guy #1 ran away right when he saw her.
When his friend found him again, he asked-
"Dude why did you run away"
His friend replied-
" Dude. My mom said if I saw a naked lady, I would turn into stone- And I kinda felt some thing harden."
fave if you get it ;)

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taytertot
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 3:09pm UTC

Like This If You've Googled Yourself

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JPowers1
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 3:01pm UTC

& I don't push people away;
t h e y l e a v e
♥

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