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cute_arianna_xox
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August 28, 2012 9:38pm UTC
draw me a map that leads me back to you <3

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xxxtheicekillerxxx
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August 25, 2012 9:42pm UTC
*Me & Little sister watching a lovey-dovey movie*
Her: I wish I had a boyfriend.
Me: YOU'RE NINE!
Her: A girl can dream
Me: *Remembers my imaginary relationship with Harry Styles*
Me:
Me:
Me: Yeah......They sure can.......

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givingyoumyheart
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August 25, 2012 10:01pm UTC
*Trying to converse with adults*
Me: Hi
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE VALUE OF A DOLLAR

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behindthissmilexx
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August 25, 2012 9:23pm UTC
Me:mom we are out of crackers
Mom:i guess you could say we are crackalacking

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