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Hale_Storm18
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January 18, 2013 10:33pm UTC

Dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp, metal instruments*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss

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Tynisha*
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January 13, 2013 10:26pm UTC

Everyone's in a cute relationship and im sitting here asking my dog what he wants to watch on netflix.

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Hale_Storm18
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December 23, 2012 11:04am UTC

I use jokes from Witty in real life,
and my friends thiink I'm some kind of comedic genius.

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_Mrs_Horan_
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 10:26pm UTC

The fastest way to mess up someone's Knock Knock joke
"It's open"

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Onism*
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 3:39pm UTC

Ever since I found Witty, I have a lifetime supply of insults for situations I'll never be in

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NEON21
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 7:14pm UTC

w i n s a t r i p f o r 2 to H a w a i i
Goes Twice
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Eli123qwe
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 10:57pm UTC

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Might wanna check that ad above again ;)
double quote format by Breeze

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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 5:48pm UTC

why go out and be a third
wheel when you can go home and be a unicycle
hkcvhxkjhvjchxvjxkcvh

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sooky234
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January 10, 2013 10:39pm UTC

I typed f/ck in a comment but forgot to slash the U.
Steve changed it to fetch.
Steve just made fetch happen.

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 4:52pm UTC

I wonder what the first girl to ever get her period was thinking..
"Well get me a fry, I'm a ketchup dispenser!"

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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polinaagoldberg*
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 4:40pm UTC

Fangirl Problems #69
When you find out your favourite celebrity smokes weed and you start cutting yourself.
Wait no. That's not a fangirl problem. That's a mental problem.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 3:35pm UTC

Let's all show OneDirection(Jill) how much we all love her.
For every fave this quote gets, it's one hug to Jill
Letting her know that you love her.
(I am NOT doing this for faves,
I'm doing this because I care about my friend)

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drunkengorilla1
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 8:15pm UTC

Hi me and my friend just made a one direction page on facebook Keep Calm it's Just One Direction Infection please go like it

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amazingchick
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 2:12pm UTC

End of the World Hotline...
CALL IT...its FUNNY
954-482-4051

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dropdeadinvisable
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 8:56pm UTC

I'm afraid to put funny stuff that happened at school on witty sometimes
Because I'm afraid some kid I don't like with figure out who I am....

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ForeverandAlwaysReal11
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 8:58pm UTC

I feel bad for the kids today
They see a new toy on the tv that they want
But they can't get it because their parents have to be 18 or older

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BrookieeCookiee
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 8:58pm UTC

Normal people:
This weekend me and my
friends had a great time.
Me: I went to the store and got
new food.♥

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wearehereforareason
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Whenever I am bored in class, I just read those wicked cheesy posters.

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ShutUpAndLookAtThis
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 3:21pm UTC

OMG
Wittians please listen to me
today after school my dad picked me up and we were going to pick my brothers up, when I saw a white van that said "Free Candy" on it.
This literally made me day.
Don't believe me?
I took pictures:
http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/j376/ShutUpAndLookAtThis/dsffasfasdas.jpg
http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/j376/ShutUpAndLookAtThis/fsretfsdfasd.jpg

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