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ambreyisag
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December 7, 2011 8:23am UTC

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GillyHicks
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December 7, 2011 4:51pm UTC

like a good neighbor
fave if you said State Farm is there

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 1:46am UTC

i'd like to stay a secret,
like crying in the dark,
if no one knows & no one cares,
they'll never break my heart.

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 4:23pm UTC

I can't promise to make all of your problems go away.
But I can promise you this.
You will never face them alone.

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 3:45pm UTC

Opening a test
and seeing the
first question
and thinking...
"Yup i'm screwed"

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BebeRox101
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 11:15pm UTC

does anyone notice this? haha SECRET MESSAGE MUHAHA
Dear Haters, I found a lipstick that helps you look better, it's called,
"Super Glue"

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 10:29pm UTC

enjoy the little things in life
because one day, you might look back
& realise they were actually the big things.

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Abby. *
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 12:19pm UTC

That awkward moment
When your best friends older brother hits on you

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justbreatheeexoxo
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 11:33am UTC

i guess the hardest part is that....
when i said
"im done "
he said
"okay goodbye"
like i didnt mean that much to him....

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smilimoose
posted a quote
August 9, 2009 10:33pm UTC

A man was in a locker room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.
"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....
"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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EmmaleeeGrace
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 2:57am UTC

I Hate It How Your Nice
To The Weird Kid
& Then BOOM. Stalked For Life.

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XXKatiiKatXX120
posted a quote
August 21, 2010 8:56pm UTC

THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE FREAKY GIRL IN YOUR GRADE THAT'S OBSESSED WITH HORSES♥

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storyaboutagirl
posted a quote
August 7, 2010 5:43pm UTC

I just want to see who is more on witty profiles
Middle Schoolers or High Schoolers?
So, if you a Middle Schooler please favorite
and if your a high schooler please leave
a quick comment
-xoxo

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xoxoMAKxoxo
posted a quote
September 27, 2009 9:22pm UTC

Me and my little five year old cousin were walking in the park
When I bumped into him. We started talking.
My little cousin looked up at him and asked, "Are you in love with her?"
I blushed furiously, apologizing for her behavior.
He said to me, "Don't worry. It's ok." Then he knelt down and looked at my cousin.
"Haha no," he said. "She's just an amazing friend."
Then he got up and walked away .
Before I could scold her, my cousin looked up at me, smiled, and said,
"He lied."
Favorite<33

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TogetherForever
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November 28, 2010 9:07pm UTC

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vanybee
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November 10, 2010 2:38pm UTC

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becca95lx4
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC

to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're adorable.
to dumbasses, we're fine.
to each other, we're pretty.
to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're beautiful.
but to ourselves,
w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

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XXKatiiKatXX120
posted a quote
July 31, 2010 7:29pm UTC

Anyone Else
Think it's cute when guys are good with kids?

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onemoreserenity52
posted a quote
February 21, 2010 12:49am UTC

when your girlfriend has
TaylorSwift
l y r i c s a s h e r s t a t u s ,
you know >>you’re either doing
[ something very right,] or
something very wrong.

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