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1. lollypopgrl7
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2012 8:59pm UTC
   like for that look
   you shoot your best friend
   when the teacher says
   PARTNERS
   ♥
   
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2. soccerloverx03x
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2012 7:52pm UTC
   Canada:
   Justin Bieber.
   Australia:
   Cody Simpson
   UK:
   One Direction.
   USA:
   .....?
   
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3. ily312
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2012 11:14am UTC
   Google
   Fake
   Did you mean: Kim Kardashian?
   
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4. Jazzygurl28
   posted a quote
   February 1, 2012 8:34pm UTC
   Listening to Someone
   Tell a story and thinking: Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie
   
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5. BlackButterflies
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2012 1:31am UTC
   getting bored in class:
   pulling a strand of hair over your upper lip & pretending you have a moustache.
   
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6. emily1534
   posted a quote
   February 1, 2012 8:55pm UTC
   You remind me of my toe
   because I know that eventually
   I will end up banging you
   on a table.
   -♥-
   
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7. Wittygirl128
   posted a quote
   February 1, 2012 9:32pm UTC
   hunny please,
   my straightener's hotter than you.
   
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8. Softball33
   posted a quote
   February 1, 2012 7:44pm UTC
   j a y c i e c u t i e 0 1 's format
   That awkward moment when the teacher tells you to stop flirting.
   
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9. Spencer Grace✨*
   posted a quote
   February 1, 2012 8:15pm UTC
   nmf. not to be offensive to anyone.
   What Girls Worry About
   - Weight
   - Hair
   -Boobs
   -Looks
   - Makeup
   -Him
   -Clothes
   -Why he didnt text back.
   -Food.
   What Guys Worry About
   -Xbox
   -Their Junk
   - Their muscles
   - Their favorite sport
   - Their 'girlfriend(s)
   -Their Buddies
   - Food.
   
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10. xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    my dad: going to the mall on Friday nights is
    dangerous!
    me: you know what's funny? you send me to
    school everyday & you think I'm actually safe
    there.
    
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11. neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    ❊
    That awkwardmoment whenit’s silent in class and yourstomach decides to make a dyingwalrus sound.
    format by neversaynever16 follow for a follow :)
    format made by neversaynever16
    format by neversaynever16 follow for a follow :)
    
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12. crazykristenx45
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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13. foreverxtogether
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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14. thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.
    
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15. ily312
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    hannahlovesxox fade
    I -DA -HO?
    No sweet heart U-DA-HO.
    fAV IF GET IT.♥
    
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16. ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    Sometimes all I really need is
    someone to hug me tight
    and refuse to let me go
    until I feel all better
    -♥-
    
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17. ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    I always wonder
    “If I die, how would my internet friends find out?”
    ♥ ♥♥
    
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18. DANMOON
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    "______ is now single."
    ...oh hell, here comes the depressing statuses.
    
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19. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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20. ily312
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    fOllOW mE && FaV mY qUoTeS.
    Arriving at a friends house knocking on the door: Hi Mrs & Mr.____________
    Arriving at a bestfriends house and walking right in: Hey Mom And Dad!
    Cookiedoughformats
    
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