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  1. cousinlylove cousinlylove
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    because unlikeYOU;
    i actually meant every word that came out of my mouth

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    Mom:
    What did you learn at school today , sweety?
    Me:
    Obviously not enough.
    I have to go back tomorrow.

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:59am UTC
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  4. shawna023 shawna023
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 1:24am UTC
    Admit we all had a diary.
    & then forgot about it and never wrote in it

  5. RooselyneRawr RooselyneRawr
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    Give up Candace,
    your mother will never catch Phineas and Ferb.

  6. iwillneverforget iwillneverforget
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 1:44pm UTC
    my bestfriend
    was over my house one day texting her boy friend. he told her to send him a dirty picture. She replied "ok ;)" then she went outside and wrote "we're over" in mud.
    i love her♥

  7. glitterintheairxoxo glitterintheairxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    A list of Chris Brown's greatest hits:
    1. Rihanna.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. chelllssie chelllssie
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 11:38pm UTC
    You know what the best thing in my life is?
    The first word in that sentence.

  11. whoaitsnessa whoaitsnessa
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 12:17am UTC
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  12. LilaLove99 LilaLove99
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    Goodbyes are not forever
    goodbyes are not the end
    Goodbyes just mean "i'll miss you
    until we meet again".

  13. sydney7892 sydney7892
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:53pm UTC
    Taylor Swift's son,
    Now that's going to be a boy who knows how to treat a girl..♥

  14. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:58pm UTC
    Some girl in China lost her virginity at 12, her name was
    'SUM YUNG HO'

  15. LegallyBrunette LegallyBrunette
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 2:13pm UTC
    Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone who doesn’t even think about us for a second.
    -wiz khalifa

  16. xnicolex7 xnicolex7
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 12:35pm UTC
    I F
    GUYS HAD PERIODS,
    THEY WOULD PROBABLY BRAG ABOUT HOW BIG THEIR TAMPON IS.

  17. trustnomanxo trustnomanxo
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 1:37pm UTC
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  18. sarasweetie sarasweetie
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 1:01pm UTC
    she said you were wrong,
    i believed you were right,
    i ignored what she said,
    until i cried about you each night.
    she told me you were dirt,
    she said all that would happen,
    would be me getting hurt.
    i ignored her again, and believed in you.
    i thought you were the one,
    the one who loved me too.
    she told me you were a dick,
    i ignored her again,
    and made you my pick.
    i loved you, i really really did,
    you were my favourite.
    since i was a little kid.
    but now yesterday it was proven to me,
    that this life, our love,
    is the opposite of easy.
    i felt the worst pain,
    almost felt as if,
    i was going insane.
    i lost my smile, and my happiness too,
    and who woulda known,
    it was all because of you.
    i shoulda listened to her, she was right all along,
    stupid me believed in stupid you,
    who was proven to be wrong.

  19. dreamsdontfade dreamsdontfade
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 1:54am UTC
    If you think it's necessary
    to judge me by my past,
    dont get mad when i think its necessary to put you there.

  20. LegallyBrunette LegallyBrunette
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    Nothing
    lasts forever.
    Forever's a
    lie. All we
    have is what's
    between
    hello and
    goodbye.

:)

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