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1. givingyoumyheart
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2012 12:23pm UTC
   blacklace
   If you were a cookie, you'd be a
   whoreo
   - - ♥ - -
   
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2. 24alisha24
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2012 6:57pm UTC
   i've never:
   Wore Jesus Braclets
   shaved the side of my hair off
   brought a pair of vans
   Owned a pair of chinos
   "Planked"
   wore an MTV top
   wore a pair of patterned leggings
   liked the song "Loca people" or "we no speak Americano"
   Liked One Direction
   Had a girl crush on Katy Perry or Rihanna
   Because i don't folllow the croud, i like to be original♥
   
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3. youonlyliveonce17
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2012 11:26pm UTC
   Today i decided the prank call Dominos Pizza
   Me:Is this the Krusty Krab?
   Cashier: No this is Patrick!
   My Life= made<3
   nmq freakquotes.com
   
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4. Ohhey_ilikeyourface
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2012 4:26pm UTC
   Other teenagers: adultery, drugs, alcohol.
   Their parents: "Don't do it again."
   Me: doesn't do dishes.
   My parents: "YOU ARE GETTING OUT OF CONTROL YOU
   ARE TEARING OUR FAMILY APART"
   
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5. n_kitty
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2012 6:25pm UTC
   Inappropriate Funeral Songs #5
   Sombody That I Used To Know- Gotye
   
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6. sapphire123
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2012 7:04am UTC
   i wish R.I.P MEANT
   Return if possible)':
   
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7. ktena777
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2012 9:56am UTC
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   Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive.
   "Look at that b*tch, eating those f*cking crackers like she owns the place."
   ------------------------
   *nmf
   
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8. x0bitchh
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2012 4:16pm UTC
   I MISS SUMMER.
   I miss sleeping in.
   I miss short shorts.
   I miss not sleeping 'till 4 in the morning.
   I miss wearing flip flops and tank tops everyday.
   I miss being with my friends everday, and every night.
   I miss running around with no jacket on.
   I miss not having a care in the world.
   I miss swimming for hours.
   I miss the hot weather.
   I miss blasting music.
   ♥
   
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9. clarabeara
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2012 12:35pm UTC
   & this is for the boys and girls
   who are still waiting for their
   first kiss.
   ♥
   
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10. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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11. nellbell624
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    Looking at a friend
    && saying:
    "I will if
    you will."
    nmf/tumblr
    
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12. xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 11:13am UTC
    Remember When
    we first became friends & we tried to act normal around each other? L O L
    
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13. geteatenbyashark
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    out of three bestfriends;
    one of them is always left out
    
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14. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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15. jjaim123
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    Did you know...
    Every seven years, you lose about half of your friends, and replace them with new ones.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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16. iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    WITTY SURVEY:
    favorite if you have less than 500 quotes.
    comment if you have more.
    
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17. vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    *~I'm taking → a survey.
    comment; if your gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender
    fave; if your straight and believe in their rights.
    
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18. JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #804
    The movie Never Say Never now has the title
    for most successful concert themed movie of all time.
    
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19. JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #751
    A mall in Florida was shut down when people
    overcrowded it when Justin was spotted.
    
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20. JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #757
    Justin is nominated for Guy of the Year
    at the Virgin Media Movie Awards.
    
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