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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. MaddieSaysHai MaddieSaysHai
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    Guys:
    No Shirt; No Service.
    Girls:
    No Shirt; No Charge
    Format by MaddieSaysHai

  3. xx17grace71xx xx17grace71xx
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 5:23pm UTC
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    Whenever you're doing something against the rules, you always feel the teachers are all staring at you because they know what you did...
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  4. NeonFlower7 NeonFlower7
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    Random Fact 01:
    Teddy Roosevelt never drank alcohal but drank a gallon of coffee a day.

  5. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    I love walking in the rain because no one can see me crying

  6. mireunlove15 mireunlove15
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    No one said life would be easy
    But then again
    no one said it'd be this hard.
    format by jimmy365

  7. ThoughtsOfAnInvisibleGirl95 ThoughtsOfAnInvisibleGirl95
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 5:19pm UTC
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  8. alannaxxoxxo alannaxxoxxo
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Normal People flirting: You're really cute. Call me sometime *winks*
    Me flirting: Your face. I like that.

  9. cocoloco1998 cocoloco1998
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    I wish guys were like volleyball.
    You call mine and all the other girls back off

  10. beanie1205 beanie1205
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    Oh, Just Shut Up & Kiss Me Already ;*

  11. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9
    & I'm the 1 you need (;

  12. WhaddupCutie123 WhaddupCutie123
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Putting phone in plastic
    baggy
    So you can text in the shower.
    Genius.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. MaddieSaysHai MaddieSaysHai
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Last Night, I lay In Bed Looking up in the stars,
    And Thought;
    WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING!?!?!
    Format by MaddieSaysHai

  15. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    in science class,
    we walked into the room, and saw white stuff on the tables.
    his instant response:
    "were the 4th graders
    snorting coke?"
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  16. Lianzarock Lianzarock
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    Hold your cursor over this quote
    if your awesome
    nmf

  17. bribrigirl115 bribrigirl115
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    I'm the type of girl who:
    Would blow all of her money on video games
    Would love to just sit around and watch my boyfriend play Skyrim all day
    Would rather play cards than do anything else
    Makes random internet meme references on an hourly basis
    Would do anything to make someone smile
    Is just a total nerd at heart

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    Today, my little cousin came to visit.
    She asked how old I was, I replied "thirteen."
    she looked at me for a few minutes and then said,
    "Wait, if you're 13, shouldn't you have a boyfriend by now?"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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