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chillchica4
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December 5, 2011 7:31pm UTC

2011: Baby, I'd catch a grenade for youuu
1800: Infant, I would grasp a potentially fatal explosive devise for theeeee

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livsbestfriendryan
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December 5, 2011 4:14pm UTC

when you yell your friends name
and they don't turn around so you just sit there like
ಠ_ಠ
okay then

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tylerr
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December 5, 2011 5:50pm UTC

whenever i think i'm gonna get in trouble,
I HIDE MY PHONE.

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BlackButterflies
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December 5, 2011 4:00pm UTC

i was helping my guyfriend
tidy his locker, and i discovered about twenty
fake mustaches and beards in lots of different
colours and styles.
i asked him why he had them,
and he replied,
"oh... well, that'd be telling, but if you ever
need to disguise yourself, you know where to come to."
he then winked and walked away. sucha ninja....

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TheBrokenSmile
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December 5, 2011 5:21pm UTC

If they read your Witty,
your parents would be in tears.
If they read your Witty,
your best friends would be confused.
If they read your Witty,
your teachers would feel sick inside.
If they read your Witty,
your enemines, and those who bullied you would be shocked.
If they read your Witty,
those who never met you, would judge you.
If they read your Witty,
they'd all be guilty because they never saw the difference
between the person they thought you were, and the person you really are.

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angelanna97
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December 3, 2011 11:46pm UTC

When I pluck my eyebrows;I randomly start sneezing.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Live4ever_
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November 24, 2011 1:57pm UTC

That moment of relief
when you drop your iPod and your headphones save it's life.

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xiloveyou13x
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December 3, 2011 9:44am UTC

hide n' seek champs :
1. Waldo
2. Osama Bin Laden
3. my phone on silent

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x3TheStoryOfUs
posted a quote
November 25, 2011 9:56pm UTC

when I log onto Witty,
this is what I see,
everybody jocks & stealin' from me,
I've seen it all before
and I ain't afraid to report it, report it, report it.
you're a jocker and I know it!

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