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  1. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 12:39am UTC
    I always laugh when people ask me how I type so fast like if you were online for 16 hours a day for 3 years you'd probably type fast too.

  2. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    mom: you haven't moved since i left the house 5 hours ago
    me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from

  3. charlieisnotaunicorn charlieisnotaunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    Clearing up British stereotypes!
    -people think all british people drink tea, thats not true. They actually drink it, bathe in it, put it in cereal, wash their hands in it, make love to it, etc.
    -Instead of swimming pools, they actually just have giant cups of tea.
    -When it rains, it rains tea. Which is often, because in England, it is always raining 100% of the time.
    -Their houses are actually made of crumpets, and every morning they all gather round at the same time, take one off the wall, and have Elevensies together with all the hobbits.
    -London is just another word for Britain. In fact, the whole of England actually just lives in London, with the queen being in the middle, and everybody else living just down the block with fish and chip shops and roundabouts every 10 meters.
    -Hogwarts is the only school in Britain. They don't teach magic there though, that's ridiculous. The two classes they teach there are "how to play cricket" and "doctor who studies".
    I hope this cleared up some stuff for you and you're no longer confused!

  4. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    if kids bop makes a cover of any song from take me home im
    just gonna like explode and fly to peru and befriend a penguin

  5. TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    Me: Hi.
    Cleverbot: What's your name?
    Me: Niall Horan.
    Cleverbot: So your name is Niall Horan?
    Me: Yup. I'm 1/5 of One Direction.
    Cleverbot: How do I know your not lying?
    Me: 'cause I like nandos.
    Cleverbot: You like what?
    Me: NANDOS.
    Cleverbot: Niall Horan.
    Me: Word.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. FlowerChild13 FlowerChild13
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    I've given up on the drama, so save it for your llama.

  8. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    Did you know
    Most runway models meet the Body Mass Index (BMI) physical criteria for anorexia.

  9. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 8:02pm UTC
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  10. charlieisnotaunicorn charlieisnotaunicorn
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    I walked outside and heard someone just scream "OBAMA BI.TCHES"
    I mean why watch the election when my neighbors are sufficent and use a much more colorful vocabulary

  11. TalkSouthernToMe TalkSouthernToMe
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 11:44pm UTC
    Best part of mean girls:
    And on the 3rd day God created the Remington bolt-action rifle; so that man could fight the dinosaurs...and the homesexuals. AMEN.

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