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1. AverageBlonde37
   posted a quote
   May 4, 2012 8:56pm UTC
   I think I'm in love with a laxbro
   
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2. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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3. AverageBlonde37
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2012 8:45am UTC
   THAT MOMENT WHEN:
   He comes to your dance recital... because his sister dances😉
   
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4. AverageBlonde37
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   June 10, 2012 1:30pm UTC
   Why do lacrosse players have to be so gorgeous ;)
   nmf
   
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5. AverageBlonde37
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2012 10:44pm UTC
   TONIGHT
   He slow danced
   with me
   life made ❤
   
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6. AverageBlonde37
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2012 10:09pm UTC
   Nothing
   Is worse than seeing
   You with her
   
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7. AverageBlonde37
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2012 10:22pm UTC
   Dear "Friends"
   Thanks for not inviting me once
   again to your party with my crush
   that you knew I liked and posted
   pictures of it on Instagram.
   Sincerely,
   sitting home alone, crying
   
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8. emilxo
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2012 5:20pm UTC
   What is sexy?
   Sexy is standing in the rain, pushing up against the hood of your car
   and kissing her with the intent to never stop.
   What is cute?
   Cute is young and inexperienced.
   Cute is holding hands and kissing at every red light.
   What is passion?
   Passion is knowing what you want and stopping at nothing until you get
   it. Passion is putting your heart into all that you do.
   What is beauty?
   Beauty is all about the inside of a person.
   Beauty can only be found in the heart.
   What is LOVE?
   Love is the amazing balance of all these things
   in your mind, heart, body, and soul. ♥
   
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9. glosoftballgirl
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2012 6:58pm UTC
   Dear witty,
   Thank you for honoring us and making all formats black and white for the weekend,
   Sincerely,
   Zebras
   
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10. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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11. nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    I wish i was beautiful..
    
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12. jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    If it's called a walkie talkie,. How come a vacuum isn't called a Pushy sucky?
    
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13. DamnnTaylerx
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    January 29, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    If you keep chasing the wrong guy, You'll never find the right guy.
    
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14. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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15. DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    I wear makeup; I'm fake.
    I don't wear makeup; I'm ugly.
    Thanks for showing me I'll never be okay with myself, Society.
    
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16. lillyann_13
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    someone stole my mood ring today,
    i don't know how i feel about that.
    
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17. horsegirl95
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    On December 21, 2012,
    I want to get a text message saying;
    'If the world ends today, I want you to know I love you'
    
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18. ispeakonlytruth
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    K
    Every kiss begins with K ;)
    Too bad ugly begins with U.
    ....
    nmf.
    
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19. soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    In the middle of the night flushing
    the toilet sounds like a freaking tsunami
    
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20. soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Want a new computer?
    scratch here ➜ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ with a very sharp object
    nmq.
    
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