cheetah678

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cheetah678

Status: Ed Sheeran= Life

Member Since: 1 Nov 2011 02:46pm

Last Seen: 14 Nov 2017 01:32pm

Gender: F

user id: 233154

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Hi my names Veronica! :)I love to perform whether its acting, singing, dancing etc. I spend most of my time in front of a screen. Meaning computers or a TV. My favorite shows are the following: Pretty Little Liars, Glee, Revenge, Secret Circle, and Modern Family. I love making new friends so dont be afraid to say hello to me i dont bite.I also like to play sports. I play soccer, softball, and volleyball. My favorite sport to play however is volleyball.I didn't join witty for the same reason as most people. I joined witty because the quotes made me smile and i felt like i belonged here. As you can see most of my quotes aren't venting they're more like jokes. I'd rather make someone smile then ruining peoples day by complaining about my life.

Thats really it but if you want you can check out one of my besties witty account;) her username is lollypopgrl7. Thank you for your time :)

cheetah678
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 9:30am UTC

Him: I cant live without you
Me: Then why aren't you dead yet!?

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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Me: Like a good neighbor state farm is there
(Waits 20 seconds)
Me: Damn...im gullible...

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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 11:20am UTC

:On the Ellen Degeneris show:
Edward: Are you on team Edward or team Jacob?
Ellen: Im on neither team Edward or team Jacob
Edward: ......
Ellen: Im on a totally different team
lmao do you get it?

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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 1:11pm UTC

Me: Hey i just met you-
Stranger: (walks away)
Me: NOW YOUR JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW!!!!!

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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 1:13pm UTC

Who else really wants
A pear phone from victorious?

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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Girl: Happy fathers day.
Boy: But im not- wait what....
Girl:
Boy:
Girl:
Boy: Sh*t...

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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 10:34pm UTC

Of course gays dress well!
They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing!
(Not meant to be offensive....just thought it was clever)

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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 9:31pm UTC

person: You know whose beautiful? say the first word again.
Me: The first word again...
person: Yeah say it.
Me: It.
Person: Gosh jesus im just trying to be cute.

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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 3:27pm UTC

Age 9: Scared someone from internets going to find you
Now: Scared someone i know finding me on the internet

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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 7:20pm UTC

You r l i p s l o o k so l o n e l y
Would they like to meet mine???
♥

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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 9:04am UTC

If you love someone...
Set them free
I f they c ome bac k
Your meant to be
♥
nmf

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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 9:06pm UTC

What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta

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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 11:27am UTC

Are you a tower?
Um...no. why would you think that?
Because Eiffel for you.
nmf/nmq

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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 8:18am UTC

click to see this quote

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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 3:00pm UTC

When the clock gets hungry
It goes back four seconds
Fav if you get it

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cheetah678
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 3:54pm UTC

What if he's my Prince Charming
But i'm not his Cinderella
♥

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cheetah678
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 4:17pm UTC

911: what's your emergency?
Me: Please send help ASAP my boyfriend is stuck!!!!!!!!!!
911: ok please stay calm where is he stuck???
Me: In my computer screen...

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cheetah678
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 8:38am UTC

Sitting on your foot
And ending up getting "pins and needles"
format by julietechoecho<3

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cheetah678
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 10:36am UTC

After all those romance movies?
Boys still don't know how to treat a girl. Clueless.
nmf/nmq

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cheetah678
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Ever wonder...
What it would be like if you were never born?

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