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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    What if your pillow
    Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
    You could plug it into your computer
    And watch them over again.

  2. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    I wanna be Harry's kryptonite. ♥

  3. foreverisalie foreverisalie
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    when you were a kid
    and thinking the moon followed you while you were in the car.

  4. x0swimmerx0 x0swimmerx0
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 11:34am UTC
    Mom: Who are you texting this late at night?
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: .....Jake, from state farm
    ^^^I got yelled at after I said that...

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 9:44am UTC
    "I want a girlfriend
    who can eat like me."
    - Niall Horan
    format credit to OneDirection

  6. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 11:26am UTC
    Me when I turn 18:
    Parents: Do this.
    Me: Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf.

  7. LuvStruckTeen LuvStruckTeen
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    Finding Nemo
    Teacher: You live in what kind of home?
    Nemo: In an anamen-em-em-a-nie.
    Teacher: Ok,ok don't hurt yourself.
    ♥♥♥
    nmf

  8. chitchat17 chitchat17
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    COOL STORY BRO
    CAN I BUY IT ON MY KINDLE?
    MAYBE GET IT ON PAPERBACK?
    OR EVEN GET IT ON AUDIO?
    YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TELL
    THAT AT PARTIES.

  9. nevershoutally2169 nevershoutally2169
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 8:02am UTC
    ♥--------------------- ---------
    A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his -Marley & Me♥
    -----------------------

  10. XxCourtneyDropDeadPereiraxx XxCourtneyDropDeadPereiraxx
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:50am UTC
    Long but worth it <3
    So last night ;
    Iwas at theguy
    I like's house.
    And he left the couch to go help his mom with
    something .
    And while he was gone , I played barbie with
    his little sister .
    Then the next thing I know , She looks up at
    Me and says "My big brother loves you ."
    Shocked , I asked " How do you know that .?"
    Then I smiled.
    She looked at me , with the most serious face
    And replys ; Well he has this Spider Man toy ;
    And he never lets me play with it !
    So I ask mommy why , and she said ;
    That You gave it to my big brother."
    Smiling I said , " Alanna , I gave that to him
    When I was 5 years old. I'm sure he'll let you
    Play with it .
    She Looked at me with a gleam in her eyes
    And said , " Sometimes I catch my brother
    Cuddling in bed with it . But shhh ! Don't tell
    him !
    Just then her brother walked into the room ,
    In silence , Alanna walked over to him ,
    Grabbed his hand , brought him over to me ,
    Made him hold my hand .
    Then she smiled and in her tiney little voice
    she said ;
    " Garhett pinkey promise me something ."
    He smiled at her and said "Anything kiddo ;
    wassup.?"
    Then Alanna looked at me, then back to her
    Brother and said ,
    "marry her"
    Then her brother grabbed her little pinkey and
    Replied ;
    I Pinkey Promise I will.

  11. _PMo_ _PMo_
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 11:37pm UTC
    God?
    {♥ } if you believe in one
    nmf

  12. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 12:26am UTC
    Don't stress
    the could [haves]
    If it should have
    i t w o u l d h a v e
    -- chellsey

  13. hugamoose3 hugamoose3
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    It started as a book.Then a movie.A personal obsession. A phenomenon.An era that is now ending.My childhood. A part of me, that I'll never forget.Lets dedicate this quote to the one and only,
    Harry Potter.format : ComeDownWithLove_

  14. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 11:43am UTC
    If I had an accent,
    i'd never shut up.
    nmqnmf

  15. Althearose Althearose
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    Have you ever seen a
    stranger in the background
    of a one of your pictures?
    it makes you wonder...
    how many strangers have pictures of
    you?
    nmf

  16. NMQuotesNMFormat NMQuotesNMFormat
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    THAT MOMENT,
    when you make a guy laugh.
    S u c c e s s .

  17. emilycrowne emilycrowne
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 2:39pm UTC
    DON'T EVER GIVE UP; If you still want to try. don't ever wipe your tears if you sti l l want to cry.Don't settle for an answer if you still want to know Don't say you don't love him; If you can't let him go♥ ---
    notmyformat♥

  18. grace_xo grace_xo
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 8:18am UTC
    D e v e l o p i n g n e w f e e l i n g s f o r
    someone is easy. The hard part is getting rid of the old emotions you had for someone else.
    format credit to fatassmuffin.

  19. PurpleGlasses_ PurpleGlasses_
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 12:54am UTC
    a wise girl,
    knows her limits.
    but a great girl,
    knows she has
    n o n e.
    {♥} {♥} {♥}

  20. grace_xo grace_xo
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 2:08pm UTC
    Tall girl & Short guy = Awkward.
    Tall girl & Tall guy = Cute.
    Short girl & Tall guy = Adorable.
    Short girl & Short guy = AWW.

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