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  1. runnergirl95 runnergirl95
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 8:08pm UTC
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  2. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 11:03am UTC
    10 minutes.. no text back ?
    looks like i'm going to sleep now.
    OH NOW YOU DECIDE TO REPLY !?

  3. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    "oh crap, is that _____?"
    "yeah..."
    "TURN AROUND, WALK, WALK, WALK..."

    QUOTE &FORMAT CREDIT: dinozeezee

  4. Anjchyka Anjchyka
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    Yesterday, my family went out to dinner
    for my mom's birthday.
    She decided she had to use the bathroom,
    and a few minutes later so did I.
    I thought that my mom was in the stall next to me,
    so I reached under and grabbed her leg as a joke.
    It wasn't my mom.
    nmq

  5. cocobananasxx cocobananasxx
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 12:33pm UTC
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  6. sammygirl1918 sammygirl1918 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 9:01am UTC
    Instead of saying,
    "Happy Birthday."
    I'm going to say
    "Happy annual celebration of the escape from the womb."
    thingschange_

  7. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:32pm UTC
    "Mom, I'm going out."
    "With your friends?"
    "No mom, with Pikachu."
    "WHO'S PIKACHU,
    IS HE YOUR
    BOYFRIEND?"

  8. itsAbby itsAbby
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    ORGANISM
    you read that wrong the first time didn't you...
    nmf.

  9. Everpink Everpink
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 1:09am UTC
    Him: What should I do?
    Me: Just follow your heart.
    Him: What do you think my heart says?
    Me: I don't know, I'm not your heart.
    Him: Well, you're most if it.Everpink

  10. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 9:37am UTC
    »
    only i can fight with my sibling.
    if you lay a finger on him/her, you die.

  11. Zacfan413 Zacfan413
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 10:37am UTC
    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Britney Spears.
    Britney Spears who?
    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Britney Spears.
    Britney Spears who?!
    Oops I did it again.
    notmyformat.

  12. sydney7892 sydney7892
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:53pm UTC
    Taylor Swift's son,
    Now that's going to be a boy who knows how to treat a girl..♥

  13. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    Can we just drop it?
    Like it's hot?

  14. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    "Get a life"
    b u t t h e n i ' d h a v e t w o ?
    . . .

  15. BREAKTHROUGH_ BREAKTHROUGH_
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    If you love me⇒say it.
    If you trust me⇒do it.
    If you want me⇒show it.
    If you need me⇒prove it.
    -D ra k e ♥

  16. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 9:02am UTC
    if i was a teacher ;
    i would try to figure out who had a crush on who
    & make sure they were always paired up \\ ♥

  17. cowgirlsdontcry6754 cowgirlsdontcry6754
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    comment if you like being called HOT.
    fave if you like being called beautiful or gorgeous.

  18. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:58pm UTC
    Some girl in China lost her virginity at 12, her name was
    'SUM YUNG HO'

  19. sistahdear sistahdear
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 1:51am UTC
    When l grow up,
    I want to still be friends with my bestfriend,
    and be that awesome adult that her kids love.
    Yes, im talking about you best_friendz2 (;


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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