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  1. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Anybody remember the game ToonTown?
    Y e a h w e l l I ' v e b e e n p l a y i n g i t a l l a f t e r n o o n .

  2. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    So I'm A Guy,
    and I want to find the one.
    I want to hold her everynight.
    I want to sleep with her, just sleep.
    I want to watch disney movies with her while cuddling.
    I want to hug her from behind.
    I want to make her feel like a princess.
    I want to hold hands with her.
    I want to kiss her, soft and gently.
    I want a girl I can treat as my own.
    Is that bad?

  3. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    note to self:
    don't watch Pretty Little Liars before going to bed.

  4. caseface caseface
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    Hey
    Im a little drunk
    on you and
    high on
    summertime
    <3

  5. Hayliebruss4156 Hayliebruss4156
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    those days
    when you just want to break down and cry because your just sick of everyone

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 3:32am UTC
    When someone wayyyy skinnier than you
    goes "OMG IM SO FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    and you're just sitting there like,
    "Okay, if you're fat, what species of whale does that make me???"

  7. Daylynn Daylynn
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:18pm UTC
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    No matter how old you are
    Whenever you lose your Mom
    in a supermarket
    you always panic.
    ------------------------
    *

  8. emmahutch115 emmahutch115
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    I want Harry as my
    boyfrined
    Niall as my bestfriend
    Liam as my "big brother"
    Zayn as the one I can
    vent to. Louis as the on
    e who makes me laugh.
    Anybody else?

  9. MusicSavesMySoul MusicSavesMySoul
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    *Over the summer*
    Friend: What day is it?
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me: B*tch please, I don't even know what month it is.

  10. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    you know there's
    something wrong with our society when people are still wearing Uggs in JUNE.

  11. KattyBieber KattyBieber
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    Making up fake rules when
    there is a subsitute teacher.

  12. unitopia25 unitopia25
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    Who else
    hates the way their voice sounds in recordings?

  13. Abbi521 Abbi521
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    When I Go To Bed
    half the time I'm not really sleeping, Im usually lying there making scenerios
    in my head.

  14. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    i swear.
    if Kidz Bop does What Makes You Beautiful
    i will hurt them ♥

  15. niallsexyhoran niallsexyhoran
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Relationships are llike fat people....
    they never work out.

  16. NiallHoranlover14 NiallHoranlover14
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    I want to meet the teenage verison of my parents.

  17. AKeptSecret AKeptSecret
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    The Freshman Girl,
    Oh so shy,
    sits and watches the sophmore guy
    The Sophmore Guy,
    With his head in a whirl,
    sits and watches the junior girl
    The Junior Girl,
    In her red sedan,
    sits and watches the senior man
    The Senior Man,
    All hot and wild
    secretly loves the freshman child

  18. Xoxoshannonxoxo Xoxoshannonxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    I love American accents
    - Harry Styles

  19. soccerxXxbabii soccerxXxbabii
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    If I told you my secrets
    you'd never look at me the same way again
    format by sandrasaurus

  20. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    The quote below me is a lie.
    ✉ 50 comments
    ❤ 197 add to faves
    Quote # 5365561 was added by Raymatts to funny on 14 May 2012 at 4:19pm
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    Don't listen to the quote above me, he doesn't know what he's talking about...
    double quote format by Breeze

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