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BlackButterflies
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December 31, 2011 3:02am UTC

"i'm tellin' on youuu!"

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
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December 31, 2011 2:46am UTC

I'm sexy and you know it.

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foreverfascinatedxx
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December 31, 2011 1:20pm UTC

Me: ._. <- baby whale
.___. <- Daddy Whale
.____________. <-mama whale.
Friend: Why's the mom whale bigger...
Me: She's pregnant with twins.
Friend:...wow.

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NerdBird101
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December 30, 2011 10:14pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BlackButterflies
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December 31, 2011 2:22am UTC

i love how after brushing my teeth,
the air tastes all cool and minty ♥

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BlackButterflies
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December 31, 2011 2:18am UTC

in french class:
random guy: "mehh, don't touch my hair, you'll mess it up!"
my guy friend: "oh my god you are such a woman..."
random guy: "well, your mom is such a woman!"
me: "well... yeah, that's generally expected.."
lovely failed comebacks.

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VictoriaRose88
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December 30, 2011 1:31pm UTC

Best Friends;
Understand when yousay forget it,
Wait forever whn you say"Just a minute"
Stay by your side when you say "Leave me alone"
& Listen for hours when when your crying on the
phone
& Those times we go so crazy people think were high
The times we make eachother laugh til we cry
All the inside jokes and "Remember whens"
Those are the reasons they call us best friends. ♥
Format: twilightgirl995

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ColorMyWorld401
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December 30, 2011 3:34pm UTC

Teenagers are the most misunderstood people on earth. We are treated like children, but expected to act like adults.

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idance
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December 28, 2011 5:17pm UTC

format by: idance.
Having a sarcastic conversation
with yourself when people
are ignoring you.
♥

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jimmy365
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December 27, 2011 11:44pm UTC

Beyonce: Hey, Justin, will you sing my song?
Justin Bieber: hey, yeh sure what one?
Beyonce: Great! 'if i were a boy'?
nmq

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xoalicecullenxo
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December 28, 2011 11:13am UTC

Remember When
we first became friends & we tried to act normal around each other? L O L

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Nightmares_Never_End
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December 27, 2011 12:23am UTC

that awkward moment when;
your "bestfriend" posts a facebook status saying she's with her bestie while your sitting at home...alone.

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Abby. *
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 11:50pm UTC

W h a t G o e s T h r o u g h M y M i n d
W h e n W a t c h i n g C om m e r i c a l s.
Really? Another commercial? My show was on for like 2 minutes.
Car insurence, I'm 13. Don't need it just yet.
" Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!"
Yeah, I wish I had that phone.
Thank you, now I'm craving pizza.
Wow, who came up with that idea?
Ok, how many commercials are there gonna be?
My parents are not gonna switch cable companys
Dayumm, he is hawt!
Great, now the annoying orange is on TV.
Seriously, thats not even funny.
Is it bad that I wanna pillow pet too?
& thanks for showing those sad animals, my night is now ruined.
" Theres smart, & theres K- Mart smart. I KNOW.
" Save money, live better. Wal- Mart."
Yep, I HAVE to see that new episode.
Now its too late to go to the bathroom, its almost back on now.
Keep Yo' hands off my doritos.
Yeee, Now back to Spongebob Squarepants.
All mine,(:

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Jade672
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December 27, 2011 3:35pm UTC

Dear Facebook friends,
WHO ARE NOW GETTING WITTY,
I made this to get away from you.
SINCERLEY, GTFO.

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jimmy365
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December 27, 2011 9:55am UTC

MOM: Were you studying last night?
SON: Yeah
MOM: Don't lie to me.
SON: fine, i was at a strippers club
MOM: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE!??!!
SON: yeah, i saw dad
nmq

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All4fieldhockey7
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December 26, 2011 11:17pm UTC

I MISS SUMMER.I miss sleeping in. I miss short shorts.I miss not sleeping 'till 4 in the morning.I miss wearing flip flops and tank tops everyday.I miss being with my friends everday, and every night.I miss running around with no jacket on.I miss not having a care in the world.I miss swimming for hours.I miss the hot weather.I miss blasting music.I MISS SUMMER.

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
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December 27, 2011 1:21am UTC

When words fail,
Music speaks.

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ColorMyWorld401
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December 27, 2011 3:27pm UTC

DUDE, I'M NOT TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU
BUT. . .
I swim without floaties...

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 3:50pm UTC

Making unecessary noises
when you're bored.

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 3:23pm UTC

♥ ♥ ♥
Your pinky is the smallest finger but its capable of holding the biggest secrets.
♥ ♥ ♥
format ThatsSoMeee ♥♥

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