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  1. XxLookDeepIntoMyEyesxX XxLookDeepIntoMyEyesxX
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment;
    when there is silence and somebody randomly yells "GAY BABY BORN!"

  2. XxLookDeepIntoMyEyesxX XxLookDeepIntoMyEyesxX
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 2:06pm UTC
    When I hear the words
    Best friends..
    i can't help but think these names:
    Spongebob and patrick
    [spongebob squarepants]
    winnie and piglet
    [winnie the pooh]
    mickey and pluto
    [mickey mouse]
    chip and dale
    [chipmunks]
    lilo and stitch
    [lilo and stitch]
    todd and cooper
    [fox and the hound]
    scooby and shaggy
    [scooby do]
    &
    charlie and itchy
    [all dogs go to heaven]

  3. XxLookDeepIntoMyEyesxX XxLookDeepIntoMyEyesxX
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    I hate it;;
    when my friends make plans in front of me
    and don't even ask me to join them.

  4. XxLookDeepIntoMyEyesxX XxLookDeepIntoMyEyesxX
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    Don't write your names in a heart,
    write it in a <<circle>>
    Circles last forever and never end..

  5. XxLookDeepIntoMyEyesxX XxLookDeepIntoMyEyesxX
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    always
    f
    a
    l
    l
    i
    n
    g
    for the boy with the
    microphone
    action item.

  6. XxLookDeepIntoMyEyesxX XxLookDeepIntoMyEyesxX
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 3:47pm UTC
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  7. XxLookDeepIntoMyEyesxX XxLookDeepIntoMyEyesxX
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    do you rememb er tha t?
    chapter one
    "He sooo likes you!"
    I smiled while poking Cecilia. She was shaking her head and denying everything. Even if she knew that we knew he liked her, when she liked him, she would just ignore us. I sighed, "Okay.. live a lonely life, and die alone..." I dragged on the last word until she pushed me. I laughed, "Gotta problem?"
    "Yeah, you. So shut up!"
    I laughed. If only she knew that I wouldn't. Liam came over and slid in the seat across from me.
    "Hey."
    "'Sup?"
    "Not much, bro."
    "That's cool, sis."
    We laughed. That was our insider. I called him 'sis' and he called me 'bro.' Most people would probably take that the wrong way, but lucky for us, we weren't most people. Lydia pushed through the door of the classroom, her hair covered in dirt and filled with leaves. She had blood trickling down her forehead and her clothing was soaked with it. Some girls let out shrieks, a few guys sucked in their breath, and I couldn't help but yell "Lydia!"
    She was staring around wildly, "Werewolf! It attacked me! It-it had orange eyes and-and..."
    "Miss Partner, shh, it's okay. You're safe now.." Mr. Stiles ran over to her and put a hand on her back, holding her hand to make sure she didn't fall over or pass out from blood loss.
    The once quiet room burst into whispers, some frightened and others excited. I looked at Cecilia and Liam, who were staring in horror at our classmate. Mr. Stiles, was looking around. "Stay in your seats, we need to go to the nurse and get the principal."
    Lydia cried, "But it was Aiden! He's the werewolf!"
    Aiden Kane is the most popular, and may I add hottest, guy in our school. He was one of those jocks that actually had more than three IQ points and actually passed tests and quizzes. There was no way he would be a werewolf. Well.. where was the proof that he wasn't? The question echoed in my head as I watched Mr. Stiles pull Lydia out of the classroom. "What do you think happened?" Liam burst out as soon as they were out of sight.
    I stared blankly at him.
    Lydia was one to lie, but she wasn't that good an actress. Maybe she was attacked by some animal and took it the wrong way.
    "Maybe it was a wolf... but it couldn't be a werewolf. They don't exist, right?"
    Cecilia looked over at me, "Do we have the proof?"
    I stared at her. Cecilia wasn't one for the fantasies of vampires and werewolves, mermaids and angels. She was one for those teen girl novels that were given stupid names, like "Drama on Eighteenth Street" or "What My Boyfriend Will Never Know."
    "Who are you and what have you done with my Cece?"
    Liam looked at me, "It's definitley an alien attack. They've already gotten to Cece and failed with Lydia."
    He had such a serious look on his face, that I almost believed him. Then, the sparkle in his eye told me it was fake. We both burst out laughing and then looked at Cecilia, who wasn't laughing.
    "Liam. Nekoda, be serious. Something's happened and I don't think Lydia was lying."
    "Oh, so now Lydia tells the truth?"
    "If it was that serious, then yes."
    I couldn't believe my ears. Cecilia bashed on Lydia the most out of the three of us, and she was taking Lydia's word.
    "Aiden can't be that perfect. So who says that isn't his flaw?"
    I gaped at her. Liam was giving her the same look as I was. And suddenly, over the loud speaker, came our principal's voice.
    "There has been an unidentified animal attack in the outside of our school. Stay with a friend anywhere you go and do not hang out alone."
    I stared at Cecilia and Liam. "Buddies?" They both nodded.
    I could tell everyone was freaked out. I mean, I definitley was. And Cecilia's words were still floating around my mind.
    Could there really be a werewolf?


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  9. pcelovekap pcelovekap
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 6:52pm UTC
    I would rather have the truth than a thousand lies, the truth may hurt,but the lies can destroy you.

  10. aproto31 aproto31
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 6:52pm UTC
    I don't
    make mistakes.....
    i just date them

  11. danca4evaneva danca4evaneva
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 6:52pm UTC
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    love those boards!
    love them waves!
    love that surf!
    love them shades!
    <333
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  12. LynnHa LynnHa
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 6:23am UTC
    Dear Eminem,
    Not only do we have the same name, but we're both black on the inside too
    Sincerely, M&Ms.

  13. f_o_r_g_i_v_e f_o_r_g_i_v_e
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 6:23am UTC
    Lots of Laughs #2
    Boyfriend: I love my girlfriend but,
    her mouth just wont shut up.
    Girlfriend: I love my boyfriend but,
    his dick just never goes up.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. BabyDoll123 BabyDoll123
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 6:27am UTC
    THAT GREAT QUOTE
    but the fugly font puts you off

  16. Keep_Smilin Keep_Smilin
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 6:29am UTC
    Everyone hurts
    Some people are
    just better at hiding
    it than others

  17. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 6:29am UTC
    It's so fu­cking hard not to cry.
    When the reason you want to cry is staring right at you,
    and stabbing your insides with every. word. she. says.

  18. f_o_r_g_i_v_e f_o_r_g_i_v_e
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 6:30am UTC
    If you can't say anything nice -
    just say something horrible;
    it's better than saying nothing at all,
    that just makes you look stupid.

  19. KeshaLove KeshaLove
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    And I'm dying to know;
    is it killing you like it's killing me?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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