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  1. Victoria_21 Victoria_21
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 6:31am UTC
    45 things about girls ;
    1. We don't like it when you hold our hand, we ♥ it.
    2. We're not all high maintenance. Seriously, who
    spends five hours getting ready every day?
    3. Cheesy and corny is adorable. Seriously.
    4. We like it if you're a dork because we are too,
    so we can be dorks together :)
    5. We think you are unbelievably complicated too. Trust me.
    6. We can like blood and gore too, but even if we
    aren't scared, we'll still act like we are ;)
    7. Usually "I'm fine" means "I'm not at all okay"You see, not all of
    us are drama queens, so we don't want to
    come off as one. Also, we don't like being vulnerable.
    8. There are some things you just shouldn't say to a girl if you are in a relationship with someone else.Like: you're beautiful, I really like talking to you,
    you're amazing... need I say more?We can't help but read into these things, especially if we want more than anything for you to really mean them.
    9. If we cry in front of you, whatever happened to
    us must have been really bad or have hurt us a lot.
    10. If you sing to us, even if you're not very
    good at it, we're like putty in your hands. Not even joking.
    11. Don't treat us differently in front of your friends.
    If they're really your friends, why would you have to act different?
    12. We like hugs. They make us feel safe.
    13. We might watch the game with you, if you watch The Notebook
    [or whatever] with us. Some of us do actually enjoy watching the game with you though, so don't be too shocked if we slip on a team jersey.
    14. Sometimes when you tell us we're pretty and we fight
    with you and say we're not, it's because we really don't believe that we are.
    15. You don't just date us, you date our best friend too. [As in, they're going to be around quite a bit, so you might as well try to get along with them]
    16. We love your hoodies WAY more than our own.
    Mostly because they smell like you.
    17. It's not mandatory for you to text, call,
    or IM first... but we really like it when you do.
    18. If you can make us laugh or smile a lot, we're practically yours already.
    19. If we smile a lot when we're around you and you ask us what we're smiling about and we say "nothing" or "no reason"... you're probably the reason.
    20. We really do dream about being kissed in the pouring rain.
    21. It really annoys us when you blame everything on pms or
    say it can't be that bad. Imagine what it might feel like to
    have someone punch you in the abdomen multiple times for 4-7 days. Yeah.
    22. We love getting flowers for no reason. It doesn't even have to be a whole bouquet. One flower for no reason would be just as sweet.
    23. We love your eyes.
    24. We like it when you play with our hair, so go ahead.
    25. We're never really too old for stuffed animals, especially if they're from you :)
    26. We really do like it when you open doors for us... :)
    27. When we say we're cold, that is most likely your cue to hold us.
    28. We like when guys smell good. That doesn't mean bathe in your cologne though, so please don't. You like when we smell
    good without choking you, we like the same thing.
    29. We really do appreciate it when you try to cheer us up when we're feeling down about something [even if it doesn't seem like that big a deal].
    We will remember and try to return the favor.
    30. If you aren't honest with us and we know it, it hurts our feelings.
    31. Words like beautiful, pretty, cute, and the like are much preferred over words like hot or sexy.
    32. It's cute when you notice our bored or nervous habits.
    We notice yours too and most likely find them adorable.
    33. We like it when you kiss us on the forehead :) it's sweet.
    34. When we say we miss you, we mean it and you have no idea how much.
    35. Please, please, please don't say you love us unless you mean it.
    36. We usually text you for two reasons: We miss you or we just really
    like talking to you. We don't text for for several reasons:
    We want you to miss us, we're mad, or we don't want to annoy you.
    37. It really isn't mandatory for you to spend money on us. Spending time with you makes us happy. If you're dating a girl that thinks it IS mandatory that you do, you should find a new girl.
    38. Most of us would prefer actual food over a salad, so don't lose hope. haha [Seriously, who are these girls that JUST eat salads? Give me some pizza... :)]
    (To clarify, I'm not talking about vegans or vegetarians or girls that genuinely like salads. I'm referring to girls who who are for some odd reason terrified to
    eat in front of guys or are horrified at the amount of calories
    in real food. Get what I'm sayin'? haha)
    39. We talk to our friends about you. Don't worry, it definitely
    isn't always a bad thing. We talk about you so much because we like you :)
    40. If we seem to like taking pictures of/with you, it's only because we like showing you off. And maybe so we can stare at you
    even when you're not around because we think you're just that cute.
    41. It isn't necessary, but if the urge strikes you to write us a love letter or a poem or even a song, go right ahead. We will LOVE it... and maybe even possibly cry :)
    42. Nice guys don't always finish last...
    [If you are a nice guy and you do always seem to finish last,
    I'm sorry. Some girls are just idiots and don't know what's
    good for them. You deserve better anyway.]
    43. Just laying on your chest listening to your
    heartbeat is the best feeling in the world<3
    44. The butterfly feeling will come even if you just send a cute text :)
    45. We're sort of scared to fell in love, but if you are a good guy it will
    happen effortlessly & we couldn't be happier <3
    xoxo
    victoria_21
    nmq/nmf

  2. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 10:10am UTC
    fave this quote,
    & i'll write something totally honest on your profile.

  3. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    EVERYONE!
    IT'S MY BEST FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!
    (MARGIEMSCOTT)
    It would mean the world to me &her if you could fave this quote so she could see it tomorrow when she
    wakes up and checks her witty, so for every fave,i'll follow:&that's a promise.

  4. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Dear bestfriend,
    Thank you. Thank you for being my lesbian lover, and sometimes my mom.
    thank you for being the only one who listens, and the only one who cares.
    thank you for treating me like im worth something.
    Thank you. for having hope in me, and not giving up on me like everyone else.
    Thank you for being so perfect, and oh so gorgeous!
    I can't even explain how much you mean to me!
    thank you for the advice, the shoulder to cry on. all the hugs. the inside jokes. the memories.
    I can honestly say i don't know what i'd do without someone as amazing as you.
    Thank you for being a sister.
    i love you.

  5. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    The hardest thing
    You can do is look back &
    see what the person you love
    has done to you.

  6. skye143 skye143
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Don't abbreviate it:
    I luv u
    I lah u
    I <3 you
    NO....
    If you actually meant it,
    you'd take the time to spell it out for me.
    I love you.

  7. Matthew_ Matthew_
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    I did it!
    I went to her house on new years eve night. I was nervous when I knocked on the door with a dozen roses in my hand. Sh answered suprised, "Oh Hey Matt!" My heart starting beating faster, "Hey do you wanna hang out tonight" Sheagreed I took her for a ride on my fourwheeler to my old club house I had dinner and two chairs. She told me how she had feelings for me, I told her how much I liked her. We ended up having throwing our food at each other instead of eating it.,we arm wrestled and went for a walk which led to hide-and- go seek. When we got inside we watched to ball drop, and I think you can guess what happen.....yup thats right we kissed. Best Night of The Year.
    -Matthew_
    nmf

  8. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    I don't know
    WHAT I DID TO EARN A LOVE
    |like |this .|
    BUT I MUST BE DOING
    Something so right.

  9. valentineunicorn valentineunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    Reasons why teenagers miss Summer:practically living at friend's housesthe beachshort shortsStill playing outside at 8 oclockBlasting musicFlip FlopsSwimming for hoursThe sunCute bathing suitsA messy bun is always inThe tan you getalways hanging with friendsI want Summer back now ♥

  10. shawn_the_man shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    Trust me,
    when you're wearing a new shirt,
    or did something special with your hair,
    or just overall look especially good one day,
    we notice
    we're just to shy or scared to say anything♥

  11. tori69 tori69
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 10:58pm UTC
    Being in a relationship isn't
    about the kissing, the dates,
    or the showing off. It's about
    being with someone who
    makes you happy in a way no
    one else can
    ,
    w

  12. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 12:24pm UTC
    i want the person I crush on now
    to be the same person
    holding hands with me
    in our armchairs, aged 90


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. MikeyG MikeyG
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 1:16am UTC
    Girls, you are beautiful.
    I respect you girls so much,
    because I've seen what you have to go through.
    heartbreaks, drama, period, all that?
    I admire you all.
    you, are beautiful, pretty, stunning, amazing.
    every single compliment there is, is for you<3

  15. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    Ladies, there's always going
    to be that one girl that is
    prettier than you, but you've
    just got to find that one guy
    Who doesn't care ♥

  16. Sandrasaurus Sandrasaurus
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    this is how it works:
    You're young until you're not. You love until you don't. You try until you can't. You laugh until
    you cry. You cry until you laugh. And everyone must breath; until their dying breath.

  17. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    My life does not revolve around you, You are not the sun
    IN MY UNIVERSE.
    not my format.

  18. zebrazebrazebra zebrazebrazebra
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 3:33pm UTC
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    you lie, you get in trouble...
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  19. tracylivesunderyourbed tracylivesunderyourbed
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 2:16pm UTC
    You can say you love me
    but I know you'll always love her better.

  20. taymurgan21911 taymurgan21911
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    0 faves = I'm ugly.
    3 faves = I'm okay.
    7 faves = I'm cute.
    15 faves = I'm pretty.
    25 faves = I'm beautiful.
    30 faves = I'm breathtaking.
    Repost this if your not afraid :)

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