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ohemgeeitsfrilldawg
posted a quote
March 21, 2011 5:35pm UTC

no wonder why
rebecca black
didn't take the bus.
she would of had a
panic attack
with all the seating options.

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fatassmuffin
posted a quote
March 21, 2011 3:01pm UTC

jokes about
Rebecca Black,
are so last Friday.♥

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rachvolleyelle4
posted a quote
March 19, 2011 8:32pm UTC

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anonymous_secrets
posted a quote
February 24, 2011 3:30pm UTC

I know it's long& I'm sorry but please read this;
I HATE it when people call Justin Bieber Gay,or a Girl or say he has NO Talent.&I know there's already so many quotes about him here and I'm sorry.But I just wanted to say this;I'm sure your not jealous of him,I'm not gonna be like the people who say all the haters are jealous,when not all of them are.Justin is a kid who is 16 Years old,has 29 songs,4 albums,9 music videos,1 movie,1 book,20 awards, 2 tours,more than 86 shows,and more than 40 million fans, to say that he has NO talent is false.Give him some respect.You might not like him and I'm not asking you to but you don't know the kid, and people who LOVE him don't know him either but step in his shoes for a moment and realize how he has to live with people being horribly rude& mean to him.&To the 'bielibers';if you love him you want him to be happy,well sending death threats to any girl he gets close with won't make him happy,it will probably upset him,and if you think it will make him leave the girl alone, your probably wrong.It won't do anything but make him not appreciate you. If people just stop hating and really look at the kid and what he has done within the past few years, you might change your mind about him. I'm not obsessed with him but I do have respect for him.Read his book,watch his movie and then maybe you'll understand.
Sorry this is so long, if your still reading I love you. Thanks.♥
NotMyFormat.

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EmmaleeeGrace
posted a quote
February 24, 2011 2:58pm UTC

The Moment When Your Parents Get Home
And you were meant to clean the house and you were on the
computer the whole time.
♥

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LittleMonster_
posted a quote
February 24, 2011 4:07pm UTC

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kandykyra
posted a quote
February 24, 2011 3:33pm UTC

god created man before
woman
beacuse...
( you always need a rough draft. ) NOTMINE

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uherkisses
posted a quote
February 24, 2011 6:45pm UTC

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Does anyone else,
see their two best friends
in crazy photos and think
well where the hell was I.?
not my format.

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Rowe
posted a quote
February 24, 2011 3:23pm UTC

**watching
toddlers in tiaras,
»& thinking ,
your a spolied
little brat
i hope you lose**

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xomiissyyxo
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 10:18am UTC

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gabby1296
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 11:36am UTC

I stopped checking for monsters under my bed
When I realized the monsters were inside me

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EmotionalTrickery
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 12:57pm UTC

Hey,
if I ever write a
story of my life,
don't be surprised when
your name appears like a
billion trillion times.
Just so you know.
EmotionalTrickery

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sophiaxx1
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 4:08pm UTC

favorite if you like
Justin Bieber.
comment if you don't like Justin Bieber.

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fatassmuffin
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 4:32pm UTC

format: Sandrasaurus
When people cry in movies, they look beautiful,
but when you cry in real life, your face gets all red,
your eyes puffy and then there is the whole snot thing -.-

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Echo_741
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 3:26pm UTC

SERIOUSLY?
154,170 people on Witty and four people faved my quote?
COME ON!

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bieberfever101
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 10:37am UTC

BIEBER QUOTE #6
"i hate paparazzi. they're like stalkers with a camera. if someone's following you, that's automatically a crime, but if they have a camera, it's okay? i don't agree with that at all."

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savannah4646
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 11:51am UTC

And who else
Thinks it's adorable when
a boy remembers something that
you told them like months ago.? ♥

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pocketfullasunshine
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 10:50am UTC

You
Can kill the DREAMER but you can't kill the
DREAMS.
-Martin Luther King

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soccerplayerrr21
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 1:22pm UTC

So today at the supermarket, I saw Phineas and Ferb fruit snacks and I convinced my mom to buy them. When I got home, I immediately ran to show my brother. When he saw them, he screamed, ripped the box open, threw them on the ground, and rolled in them. He's 17.
I love him.
♥♥

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 12:49pm UTC

Trying to relax
and watch TV...
but then your parents come down to watch it with you.
not my format.

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