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  1. lalalauren003 lalalauren003
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 11:31pm UTC
    &whoelse
    hates it when you're at walmart,
    and your unicorn gets loose. it runs
    all over the place, and you can't control it.
    meanwhile, your mom is yelling at you to
    help her check out. & you're all like
    "chill mom, i'm catching my unicorn."
    ...i know i do.
    format: _regret

  2. aniwantsafrenchfry aniwantsafrenchfry
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 11:31pm UTC
    beautiful.
    the word a girl needs to hear everyday.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. xxlOVEAlWAYS xxlOVEAlWAYS
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 1:19am UTC
    Live Life,
    Regret Nothing.
    notmyformat.

  5. xxlOVEAlWAYS xxlOVEAlWAYS
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 5:30am UTC
    Live
    like theres no tomorrow♥
    nmf

  6. b1air b1air
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:58am UTC
    on your period?
    put on your granny panties
    and deal with it
    b1air

  7. b1air b1air
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:51am UTC
    i fight my own
    battles. lol jk
    Pikachu, I choose you!
    b1air

  8. Manduhhx3 Manduhhx3
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    That moment when...
    When you can't find you phone and you try calling it, but it won't ring because its' on silent.Favorite if that gets your mad:)

  9. Manduhhx3 Manduhhx3
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    Ha , I'm alive ; I had fun dying!!!

  10. Manduhhx3 Manduhhx3
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 6:45am UTC
    or cry because i know that's
    all we'll ever be ?

    K
    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    Graduation ;
    Wish me lucck?
    format credit to: wittygirl2010.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. ilove_him ilove_him
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 6:37am UTC
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  13. JustineMarie JustineMarie
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 6:22am UTC
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  14. lickmycum lickmycum
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 1:23pm UTC
    stroke my pusssy

  15. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    "Kills 99.9% of germs."
    Yeah.
    'Cause my entire hand is clean,
    Except for this microscopic dot where .1% of germs
    just hang out there and have a tea party.
    Totally logical...
    nmf/nmf.

  16. ohhemmgeeitszoe ohhemmgeeitszoe
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 3:18pm UTC
    Does anyone else
    Wonder what happened to JoJo?

  17. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 4:48am UTC
    I can never handle being jocked, easily. Maybe it is because
    I'm reminded of my real life. The part where everyone else
    takes credit for all my hard work. Maybe it's because I hate
    being unnoticed. But it can also be because I'm sensitive. I
    do get awfully offended. I refuse to be nice to people who jock
    my ideas. At least... give me some darn credit. Instead of 'not
    my format' or 'nmf.' This isn't aimed at any one person in
    particular. I don't want to have an argument. I'm just venting.

  18. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 5:18am UTC
    yeah...
    I'm absolutely unprepared for
    anything that's ahead of me. I
    don't know who I am—better
    yet, what I am. But I guess...
    everyone has a purpose here.
    But I don't feel as if I do. Even
    if I did, what the hell is it? I
    don't believe it's something big.
    Although, the best comes in
    the smallest parcels. I know,
    I think of the most useless.

  19. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 5:26am UTC
    Sometimes;
    I just wish you would stop thinking about yourself
    and notice what you are doing to me. I wish you
    would see how much you made my life better when
    you were happy. I wish you would see how bad my
    life is now that you are always bringing me down.
    Don't get me wrong, I'm not be self-centered here.
    It's just that I'm always around for you. But you're
    never here or any-fu­cking-where for me. I miss you.

  20. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 5:36am UTC
    Right now;
    I only have one simply impossible
    goal in life before everything and
    everyone falls away from me like
    they always do. That single goal
    will leave me dying satisfied with
    my life. One very goal will make
    my life worth it. I hope a day that
    I manage to accomplish that goal
    comes by. I need it so much.

:)

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