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mandyxoxo13
posted a quote
February 22, 2010 4:08pm UTC

I know ( that ) I'm ugly;
but at least I don't look like you.
all minee.
click the [<3].
fave//follow//comment.

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paramore426
posted a quote
January 10, 2010 6:25pm UTC

Completely True/Funny Facebook Groups #2:
"I can't clean my room because
I get distracted by all the cool
stuff I find."
just like me(:

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Kaylafaith
posted a quote
February 16, 2010 11:53am UTC

No matter what, best friends can be complete opposites and still have one of the strongest friendships in the world, as long as they can understand one another. - Chloe Higashida

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peace_love_hearts7
posted a quote
February 16, 2010 11:49am UTC

40 Ways To Make The Pizza Guy Feel Nervous:
1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.
2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.
3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.
4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.
5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.
6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.
7. Answer his questions with other questions.
8. Spell the ingredients.
9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter “P”
10. Ask him if they have pizza.
11. Say “Hello” and act as if he called you.
12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.
13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.
14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.
15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say “Ok, it’s $17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order”.
16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.
17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.
18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.
19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.
20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.
21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.
22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.
23. Ask if you could see the menu.
24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.
25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.
26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.
27. Ask only for one slice.
28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.
29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.
30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.
31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.
32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.
33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.
34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say “no mushrooms please”. Then hang up before he can say anything.
35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there.
36. Breath loudly.
37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.
38. Avoid using the word “PIZZA” by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying “Please, don’t use that word”.
39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell “Aaarghhh”
40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them

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sksx9
posted a quote
March 27, 2009 5:09pm UTC

When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.

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softball42796
posted a quote
February 19, 2009 10:56am UTC

Some Stupid Celeb Quotes
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Sheilds
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
-Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial Canidate)
"You guys, line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears
"I think war is a dangerous place."
- George W. Bush
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
- Greg Norman, Golfer
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
- Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies Manager
"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"
— Britney Spears
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer
"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
-George Gobel
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President
No need to faveorite, I just thought they were hysterical!

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MyEye6
posted a quote
May 4, 2009 3:30am UTC

NO MATTER HOW YOU FEEL
you should a l w a y s remember who's important in your life
because there is always that :c e r t a i n::s o m e o n e: who will be there
for you {[n o m a t t e r w h a t.]} It could be a best friend, a special
someone, p a r e n t s, relatives, even p e t s, but those people
will a l w a y s be there for you. Even when you are feeling;;
ALL ALONE.

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__cityofangels
posted a quote
May 9, 2009 11:55pm UTC

And with every complex problem
there is a simple solution

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WittyStuffB
posted a quote
March 17, 2009 9:58pm UTC

What the hell was God thinking?
Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
their crotches monthly. That seems fair.

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musicgirl917
posted a quote
February 27, 2009 2:57pm UTC

WSHG
we stalk hot guys
care to join our organization?
the FBI is pretty jelous :)

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ninsterrr
posted a quote
February 21, 2009 5:39pm UTC

i hated going to weddings.
all the grandmas would poke me
and say " you're n e x t " they stopped
when i started doing it to them at
f u n e r a l s .
not minee ! no credit whatsoevuuuur .!?

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HopelessNoey
posted a quote
February 16, 2010 11:20am UTC

BREAK; A short Story.
(I had to write this for english class)
Part Three.
The next day at school, was maybe a little better. >>> I managed to make it totally
through lunch with out escaping quickly upon seeing him. ////////////////
Even saying “him” hurts me. By 5th period, I was back to my bathroom and crying
on the floor. My friends just told me I was over-reacting and that it wasn’t as
bad as I thought. I just felt dead. My whole body ached and I felt like if even one person
jokingly told me something mean, I would crack. I have never, ever been this emotional.
I have never been in love before him. I don’t even want to use his name. I just feel like I
am in a trance, that I am never going to come out of. Just staring off into space, not thinking
about what I am doing. Just thinking about why he would do this to me.
Why? What did I do wrong? The days are passing like raindrops falling, oh so quickly.
/////////// The pain still has never gone away. I am maybe better now than before,
I still won’t go out. It just reminds me of him and old memories.
Dead memories. Like walking in a tunnel, and never finding the way out, that is how
I feel, and my heart. It’s now December 13th, it has been exactly one month. I am still alive.
I have gotten better, a little. I now don’t break down anymore in the bathrooms.
I still come home and do nothing. Just sit and read books. Watch movies.
Mostly comedy, anything that makes me smile. I think my friends have ///////////
//////////////// almost given up on me. I’ve stopped caring. Well, I do love them,
but I don’t have the energy to. My parents just think I’m tired all the time, but they
still give me sympathetic looks. I guess I will never know if love is true.
»»»» »»»» I thought I felt it. I’ve survived the first month after.
One thing I’ll never forget is never make someone your all,
because if they leave you, you have nothing.
You are also broken. ///////

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HopelessNoey
posted a quote
February 15, 2010 6:19pm UTC

He's the kind of boy who refuses to wake you up
because // you // looked // too // cute // sleeping...
even though you're drooling on his shirt.♥

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HopelessNoey
posted a quote
February 15, 2010 6:40pm UTC

I want the kind of love; where...
heactuallylovesme; for me.♥

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HopelessNoey
posted a quote
February 15, 2010 8:18pm UTC

I LOVE YOU
AND YOU DON'T EVEN CARE.</3

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HopelessNoey
posted a quote
February 16, 2010 11:10am UTC

BREAK; A short Story.
(I had to write this for english class)
Part Two.
After three days, my parents forced me to go to school.
I was a wreck.
I wore sweats, my hair was a mess and worst of all everyone knew. ///////
I mean everyone. >>> The worst thing was seeing him just fine.
He was talking with his friends when I spotted him for the first time. |||
I held back tears. Seeing him felt like daggers to my heart.
My heart was being ripped apart again. I ran, ran right out of lunch, straight to the
bathroom. The tears came and just didn’t stop. I didn’t care what class
I was missing. I just sat on the floor and cried. With no intention of getting up.
I don’t know how long I sat there. I remember people coming in, and just staring.
Looking at me with pity in their eyes. Finally, the bell rang for the end of the day.
All I wanted to do was curl up into a ball in my bed and go to sleep. //////////
While on the bus people kept bugging me and asking me stupid questions.
I had the urge to yell at them, but of course I kept my mouth shut.
////// I walked fast down my road. I think I could probably be a professional
fast walker. When I arrived at my house, I was so happy to be out of the
hell hole, in other words school. Both of my parents weren’t home so
I had the house to myself. I made myself some hot chocolate and ///////////
went upstairs to my room. >>> I blasted the music and
tried to clear my mind. When my parents got home, they asked
me how my day was, of course I said “fine.” They exchanged glances and
decided to notpursue the question further, thank god. I skipped dinner and
wrote in my journal. After I went downstairs, where I begged //////////////
///////////// and pleaded to my parents to let me either
switch schools or not go to school for the next half a year.
My parents just told me it was aphase and I was over reacting. <<<
A word of advice, never listen to parents about heart break or break ups.

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HopelessNoey
posted a quote
February 16, 2010 10:57am UTC

BREAK; A short Story.
(I had to write this for english class)
As soon as I heard those words, my heart shattered.
It broke in two. It felt like someone had took me by the arm and decided to kick me in the
chest more than a hundred times. Like the sea parting for Moses to lead the Jews to safety,
thats how my heart broke. ////// I had been going out with Aiden for one year.
It was our anniversary a week ago. We had been the couple everyone was jealous of.
The peanut butter and jelly to a sandwich, the ice cream and the fudge, the Edward and Bella.
We had it all. He was the only one who could make me smile when I was crying. ////////
Or when my parents or friends were being hard on me, he was always there for me,
he was my best friend. He told me I was his only, and we would someday get married.
He would tell me he would always be there for me. Forever and always he promised.
I guess boys lie more than I thought. My friends were shocked, they couldn’t believe it.
This was like a dead cat coming back to life. Cate, and Addie were my best friends.
\\\\\\ They were always there for me, no matter what stupid decisions I had made.
They of course, knew I needed some therapy. They came over at around well,
two seconds after I call. They brought the five boxes of tissues, the four pints of ice cream,
the old movies we would always watch together. Everything they had thought of.
They told me the usual, //////// how he was too good for me, how he was an idiot,
how I was better without him. Their words were just like the tide going out.
||||| Just going in one ear out the other. How could he leave me?
How could he cause me this much pain? Can’t he tell I am dying inside?
Cate kept telling me that he didn’t love me, and that people don’t hurt the people they love.
This just made me cry harder. Like a waterfall of tears. I didn’t go to school the next day.
I couldn’t manage to get out of bed. ||||| Even my parents were sympathetic.
They brought me food,basically whatever I wanted. What I really wanted was him back.
Everyone jokes about how people’s heart breaks when someone breaks up with them,
but I know now how they feel. I don’t even feel like I can make it through the day.
He was my other half, it feels like half of me is dying.

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NightAngel
posted a quote
January 21, 2010 4:24pm UTC

IMMATURE?!
Did you just call me immature?
Aww, you're so sweet.
-----> Immature spells...//♥
*I'm mature*

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MyEye6
posted a quote
January 12, 2010 11:24pm UTC

There's No Such Thing As Gravity.
the world just sucks.

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FutureMrsSuarez
posted a quote
January 18, 2010 10:31am UTC

TrainWreck, That I Am
and i am, what i am,
what i am, what i am
A Train Wreck
-3OH!3
not my format *

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