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JudyBeautyActress
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September 15, 2013 1:50pm UTC

Hey guys,
so I made a video to enter for a chance to do a comedy act at my school for an open mic night.
I used some of your rather tremendous quotes and corny (but yet, really funny) jokes
and I would also like to make this video not only an audition video, but a tribute to all youWittians out there.
Here is the link to the video and I really hope you enjoy:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWDSzoTXSQ

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 26, 2013 10:05pm UTC

Do we look alike?
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=e5hibo&s=6

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 25, 2013 6:19pm UTC

The World Is Your Stage

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 25, 2013 6:09pm UTC

If life gives you Limes,
rearrange the letters so they spell
Smile.

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 24, 2013 11:14am UTC

Don't find love, let love find you.
That's why it's called falling in love.
Because you don't force yourself to fall.
You just fall.

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 21, 2013 8:40pm UTC

Watch this video of me embarrassing myself at the mall!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1-Ea9VtMbU

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 2, 2013 3:52pm UTC

After Tuesday, even the calendar goes
W T F

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 2, 2013 3:41pm UTC

Life Before The Computor
A memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a paino
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 1, 2013 7:23pm UTC

Teacher: Did I give out homework?
Class: No
Teacher's Pet : Yes, you did!
Class: *Gives death stare*

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 1, 2013 6:25pm UTC

Askhole
-A person who constantly asks your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 1, 2013 5:56pm UTC

Cow: I am your father
Milk: NOOOOOOO

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 1, 2013 4:33pm UTC

When I said i'd "hit that"
I actually meant with my car.

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 1, 2013 4:14pm UTC

You don't know something?
Google it
You don't know someone?
Facebook it
You don't find something?
MOM!

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 1, 2013 3:53pm UTC

If you want Breakfast in Bed,
Sleep in the Kitchen.

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 1, 2013 3:29pm UTC

In bed, it's 6AM,
you close your eyes for 5 minutes,
it's 7:45.
At school, it's 1:30PM
You close your eyes for 5 minutes
It's 1:31.

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 1, 2013 2:49pm UTC

What is Life?
They say it's from B to D
From Birth to Death
But what's inbetween B and D?
It's a "C" so what is a C?
It is a Choice
Our life is a matter of choices
Live well, and it will never go wrong.

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 1, 2013 2:19pm UTC

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?
That's common sense leaving your body

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