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  1. IWillBeYourHero IWillBeYourHero
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    w h e n y o u r m o m t h i n k s a l l t h e b o y s w a n t y o u ,
    but you're just as desirable as a piece of burnt toast.

  2. nadinelolxoxo nadinelolxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Mom: What does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
    Me: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
    Mom: OK, I will ask your sister.

  3. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 8:12pm UTC
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    Bullying someone is like crumbling a piece of paper. If you try & straighten it back out it wont go back to its original shape. If you bully a person the memories are there.
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  4. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    You weren't in school today, where were you?
    Oh you know, in Africa, the usual, chilling.

  5. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub it up & down, yup that's how you wash a cup.
    dirty minds you people have...[;

  6. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    Wanna know how a guy is
    Lieing?
    If his lips are moving

  7. Jessiebaby Jessiebaby
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    I hate when people tell me to relax,
    I mean, if it were that easy, dont you think i would've already!?


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  9. ridethewalrus ridethewalrus
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:08pm UTC
    Today,
    I saw a huge eraser that said "For BIG Mistakes",
    so I pointed to it and said "Oh look, I guess that was made for you."

  10. emmarosebates emmarosebates
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    Ending a relationship and saying "we can still be friends" is like saying "The dogs dead but we can still keep it"

  11. Callieee24 Callieee24
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:14pm UTC
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  12. SecretxWish SecretxWish
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    Take me l i k e a joke
    & i' ll l eave you like its funny.

  13. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:25pm UTC
    ∏∏∏♦∏∏∏It's not that I hate you... It's just... if you wereon fire,I would roast marshmellows

  14. BrittanyBitesBabies BrittanyBitesBabies
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    " I Wasnt that drunk.."
    " DUDE! You started stabbing a pineapple saying
    " SPONGBOB I KNOW YOUR IN THERE!".."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. em_gurgle14 em_gurgle14
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 10:10pm UTC
    Click the "♥"
    If you're going trick-or-treating, and you're 12+

  17. em_gurgle14 em_gurgle14
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 4:57pm UTC
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  19. Yshae Yshae
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 11:02am UTC
    Boy: How can I tell her I love her?
    Girl: Just say it
    Boy: Can I practice with you?
    Girl: Of course!
    Boy: Ok.. 'I love you'
    Girl: Great! go tell her.
    Boy: I just did ♥


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