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  1. dvllahbbs31 dvllahbbs31
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 9:46am UTC
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    B: ABC. Always Be Careful.
    G: And?
    B: DEFG. Don't Ever Forget Girl.
    G: That?
    B: HI. I'm Happily Inlove with you.
    G: Aww, really?
    B: JKLM. Just Keep Loving Me.
    G: I will. Hmm..what about NOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
    B[thinks]: No Other Person Quite Resonable Shall Treat U Very Well Xcept me. You'll Zee. :)
    <3
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    format by lightbulbsrock

  2. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 6:52am UTC
    If I treated you »
    the way you treat me,
    you would hate me.

  3. ForeverxYours ForeverxYours
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    Hey, I'm at school for 40 hours a week, and work for 30. I'm supposed to sleep for 56. It takes me and hour to get read y in the morning, that's another 7. You expect me to spend 25 hours a week on homework, + 4 hours a week showering. That's 169 hours a week on what's "necessary for me to do. " There's only 168 hours in a week. Mathematically, I should be dead.

  4. camberleigh camberleigh
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 12:50am UTC
    This is for all the girls that have
    thrown a straightener at a wall because it wouldn't work.
    eaten nutella straight out of the jar.
    forgotten to hit reply after typing a message, then wondered why the other person never replied.
    accidentally called their guy teacher mom in high school.
    never been able to do a pull-up.
    just now figured out how similar geico and gecko sound.
    put their ipod on shuffle just to press the skip button until they found the song they wanted.
    gotten dirty looks from old people.
    said something completely embarrassing and stupid in front of him.
    cried when their food got ruined.
    gossiped about the girl wearing short-shorts in gym class.
    been the girl wearing short-shorts in gym class.
    eaten a whole pack of tictacs in one sitting.
    complained about that time of the month.
    literally laughed out loud because of absolutely nothing.
    wished they looked like the girl next to them.
    sneaked to the fridge to get a coke late at night.
    or wished to get a top quote.
    Really, this is for all of us.

  5. PoprocksAndCoke PoprocksAndCoke
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 12:23am UTC
    This one's for the girls
    Who've ever had a broken heart
    Who've wished upon a shooting star
    » you're beautiful the way you are «
    This one's for the girls
    Who love without holding back
    Who dream with everything they have
    All around the world
    This one's for the girls

  6. kalhaaa kalhaaa
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    According to taylor swift, it is "gangsta" to bake cookies and knit sweaters. I always knew my grandma was straight up G
    MLIA.

  7. xrawrxitsxjessx xrawrxitsxjessx
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2011 11:47am UTC
    i want a guy
    who will stay up all night talking on
    the phone with me until i get tired. i
    want a guy who can make me laugh
    by doing the stupidest things, a guy
    who will tickle me until i can't breathe
    but most of all I want a guy to prove
    to me that he truly is the one ......

  8. pinksmilesx13 pinksmilesx13
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    You never know,
    who gets butterflies,
    when you walk in the room.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. KaSs1997 KaSs1997
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 10:57am UTC
    Fave if you're over 12 and still eat
    Snow
    <3
    . ......

  11. XXKatiiKatXX120 XXKatiiKatXX120
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. Stayingtruetome Stayingtruetome
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    My fairytale
    Doesn't need to be straight from a book
    It just needs to end without tears ♥

  13. xjaimex3 xjaimex3
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 4:59pm UTC

    [♥] [♥] [♥]
    The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries
    not to be sad. You know, when sad tries to
    bite its lip and not cry and smile and go,
    “No, I’m happy for you.”
    That’s when it’s really sad.
    -John Mayer.♥
    ..

  14. xxxxLaurenxxxx xxxxLaurenxxxx
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    ♥ sometimes i just need a hand to hold...
    [but most of the times, ]
    all i really want is to
    interlock my fingers with yours. ♥
    not my format

  15. flymetothesky81 flymetothesky81
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 1:24pm UTC
    When did
    -Blue's Clues turn into Jersey shore?-
    -Light up sneakers turn into Uggs?-
    -Best friends turn into boyfriends?-
    -Glitter turn into foundation?-
    -Play dates turn into real dates?-
    -Family game nights turn into going to the mall?-
    -Tamagotchis turn into laptops?-
    -Wanting to be a ballerina turn into wanting to be a celeb?-
    -Cooties turn to kisses?-
    -Friends become enemies and parents challenges?-
    -When did we grow up?-
    Here's to the good old days,
    when life was simple.
    Flymetothesky81

  16. thetwins thetwins
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 11:19pm UTC
    oh hot damn
    -favorite if you just said this is my jam:)-

  17. DontStopBelieving DontStopBelieving
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 12:57am UTC
    My name is
    Junie B. Jones. The "B" stands for Beatrice. Except,
    I don't like Beatrice. I just like "B" and that's all.
    Anybody else used
    to read these books?
    Not my format.

  18. TooCloseToTheFlame_x TooCloseToTheFlame_x
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 11:30am UTC
    I might've already met
    My husband.
    But I know I've already met
    My bridesmaids. ♥

  19. kathycakessx3 kathycakessx3
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 10:11am UTC
    click to see this quote


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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