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  1. imayellowkangaroo imayellowkangaroo
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 9:59am UTC
    R i h a n n a h as r e d ha i r
    L a d y G a g a h a s ye l l ow h a i r
    K a t y P e r r y h a s b l u e ha i r
    And N i c k i M i n a j h a s p i n k ha i r. .
    Th e P o w e r R a n g e r s h a v e b e e n r e u n i t e d

  2. james_lavoy james_lavoy
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 10:01am UTC
    Sarcasm:
    The ability to insult
    idiots without them
    knowing!

  3. horseschic1998 horseschic1998
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 10:06am UTC
    If a turtle loses his shell... is he naked or homeless??

  4. kylaz323 kylaz323
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 10:07am UTC
    i HATE YOU!
    What?
    oh sorry my cat stepped on my keyboard :P
    haha lol okay
    Wanna know a secret?
    Yeah sure
    I don't have a cat;)
    NMF

  5. Mouselover990 Mouselover990
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 10:18am UTC
    I'm a female.
    Fe= Iron
    Male= Man
    Therefore I'm Iron Man.

  6. BellaSwan14 BellaSwan14
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 10:21am UTC
    If you say Jesus backwards, it sounds like Sausage


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. jocelynmoody13 jocelynmoody13
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 10:30am UTC
    I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed...

  9. longlive25 longlive25
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 10:34am UTC
    D e a r P e o p l e W h o T h i n k T h e W o r l d I s E n d i n g I n 2 0 1 2 ,
    The Jonas Brothers have been to the year 3000.
    Sincerely, I guess you don't believe your great great grandkids will live underwater?
    NMF/MY QUOTE


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. ChocoRain ChocoRain
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 10:49am UTC
    Mirror: Woah, you look cute today!
    Camera: Lol no.

  13. RaeBaby123 RaeBaby123
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 10:50am UTC
    I LOVE HOW ;
    my mom always takes my brother's side ...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. Hayleeismyname Hayleeismyname
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 11:02am UTC
    That moment when,
    You were talking to someone and there phone conventily dies :P
    nmf

  16. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 11:05am UTC
    *In 25 years*
    Instead of pulling out a photo album,we'll log
    onto Facebook and show everyone our
    pictures.

  17. chocolatecake chocolatecake
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 11:07am UTC
    8 letters.
    3 words.
    i hate you. <3

  18. cutiepie7635 cutiepie7635
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 11:09am UTC
    The Gaga Law:
    (RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² (+ OOH(LA)² =
    Bad Romance
    nmf/nmq

  19. X_JanitJellybean X_JanitJellybean
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 11:14am UTC
    Whenever I eat Lucky Charms,
    Isave all the marshmallows till the end.
    . Just Me? ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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